stretched lobes

Another reason to kill a random stranger - his or her desire to turn himself into a pseudo-African tribesman.

Dude, the tunneler would be cute except for those earlobes you cold jam a baseball through. Oh, and her 67 tatoos and 14 other piercings. I wonder if she works at (insert loser job here).

by John Heinz Kerry April 19, 2005

scratcher

I didn't know what it was till my sister south of D.C. told me.

A bitch who scrapes her teeth against your fucking cock while giving head.

I hope she's not a scratcher. Oh well, I'll get her back wit MY version of Da Shocka if she is

by She deserved it July 9, 2005

Scratcher Post

A self proclaimed tattoo artist scratcher who tears up his/her friends arms and legs with bad tattoo's.

"my boy tattooed me in his basement."..'yeah looks like he/she made you his/her his scratcher post.'

by T~Murder May 27, 2010

scratches

An equine fungal infection that affects horses with white feet. It causes lesions that look like a lot of little scratches that ooze and turn crusty.

Contracted from standing in boggy or wet ground for long periods of time.

"Look at how crusty that pony's feet are-- he's got scratches!"

"Better treat his scratches now or they'll only get worse."

by equineknowledge September 29, 2011

Scratcher

A person who tattoos from their home with either a machine or by stick and poke.

"Your tattoo looks really awful and infected, was it done by a scratcher in your basement?"

by minke June 5, 2014

Bear claw scratches

Stretch marks. The red "lines" on fat areas.

That bitch has some bear claw scratches between her legs!

by Dave123 July 23, 2008

scratcher

A term used to describe a women that pretty much everyone you know has been through!
The village bike.
A bit of a slag/slut/whore.
A woman who has a natural ability to separate the act of sex from the emotion.

John: "Do you know Tina from accounting?"
Paul: "Yeh, she's a bit of a scratcher"
John: "You nailed her as well? Nice!"

by Glad June 1, 2007