If you were alive in the 80s and 90s, you enjoyed watching scrambled porn as a child.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
I was having a sleepover at my buddy's house, but I had to go home so I could jerk-off because we were watching scrambled porn.
by BigMayMay August 04, 2024
To masturbate with a hand warmer before you enter her vagina and when she cums her egg is scrambled from the warm dick.
by LickDickRick January 31, 2018
When 5 or more men fit their Kongo rock into a tight pussy and the woman falls into a deep sleep . When they wake up they are surrounded by 5 Mandingos who slap her silly , she falls on the floor and can’t move .
Hey bro what happened to that girl we fucked ?
She was a scrambling sket after we were done with her
She was a scrambling sket after we were done with her
by FreddieMFC June 24, 2019
girl: omg he totally scrambled my yolk last night it was cray….
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk
by greg boston 34 October 31, 2021
69. Tossed Salad is flicking the labia with your tongue and Scrambled Eggs is sucking on the balls and flicking them with your tongue.
by Trussetyv February 23, 2024
1.The feeling of being extremely intoxicated.
2.A discription of the state of mind of a person who has over indulged in illicite substances
2.A discription of the state of mind of a person who has over indulged in illicite substances
Jane: "what did you get up to last night? you look terrible."
Joe: "I got hold of some of the old wonkey donkey and got my self totally scramble gashed. It was epic!"
Joe: "I got hold of some of the old wonkey donkey and got my self totally scramble gashed. It was epic!"
by Fwah! August 26, 2009
AI Overview
Ice scramble, also known as Iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that originated in Iloilo and is believed to have been a popular after-school treat in the 1980s. --by Victor Martin Soriano (Ilonggo Icon) Just like how LV stands for Lopez-Vito not Louis Vuitton
Ice scramble, also known as Iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that originated in Iloilo and is believed to have been a popular after-school treat in the 1980s. --by Victor Martin Soriano (Ilonggo Icon) Just like how LV stands for Lopez-Vito not Louis Vuitton
AI Overview
Ice scramble, also known as Iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that originated in Iloilo and is believed to have been a popular after-school treat in the 1980s.
Ice scramble, also known as Iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that originated in Iloilo and is believed to have been a popular after-school treat in the 1980s.
by Victor Martin Soriano ILOILO February 02, 2025