The New United States Ultimate Classified Security Clearance Level. A MKULTIMATE password for when gaslit nitwits from the 20th Centuries behave on MKULTRA full-field scrambled-eggs principles of classified bullshit.
I went into the chaplain's office to run clerical on my GangStalk MurderKill GasLIGHT Obsecration OrDERs, and the cleric was, like, "Welcome to GoodBurger, Home of the GoodBurger. Can I take your order...?" And I was, all, "I need one GoodBurger, hold the greasy-ass, sleazy-ass, cheesy-ass, square-ass, Wish.com-ass, big-forehead-ass, bad-whopper-ass, dumbass cheeseburgers. Do you need to check my security clearance level? How about Medium-Rare, With a Side of Grilled Asparagus Spears and a Baked Sweet Potato? I'll also have a giant tub of spaget, a grilled gruyere cheese sandwich, and, literally, fucking ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS!" And the cleric was, like, "Sounds like you're privy to some classified shit. So The Fuck OrDERED; So Mote It The Fuck Be. A Fucker Men. Praise The Lord God Almighty."
by Medicine Owl March 2, 2023
Get the ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGSmug. A game where 2-4 players make a character together with each player drawing a certain part of the body. These being head, body, legs and feet. I will now explain how to play.
First you will need:
-pen or pencil
-paper (make it into a rectangular strip)
-family or friends (2-4)
Decide what part each a person is drawing. The order of play is always head, body, legs then lastly feet.
Once the part of the body is drawn (with gap(s) at the bottom of the drawing so each part is connected), fold the paper to cover the part of the body while still leaving the sides of the gap visible then fold it to the back (like your zigzagging the paper).
Once the last body part is done, choose someone to reveal the horrible amalgamation you all have made and unfold the strip of paper.
Drawing can be detailed, simple or as inappropriate as possible.
Enjoy!
First you will need:
-pen or pencil
-paper (make it into a rectangular strip)
-family or friends (2-4)
Decide what part each a person is drawing. The order of play is always head, body, legs then lastly feet.
Once the part of the body is drawn (with gap(s) at the bottom of the drawing so each part is connected), fold the paper to cover the part of the body while still leaving the sides of the gap visible then fold it to the back (like your zigzagging the paper).
Once the last body part is done, choose someone to reveal the horrible amalgamation you all have made and unfold the strip of paper.
Drawing can be detailed, simple or as inappropriate as possible.
Enjoy!
by M4R1_Void December 24, 2022
Get the Character Scramblemug. The act of a pregnant woman using a clothe hanger or a stick to abort a fetus, thus making the fetus a scrambled egg.
by Largemakesstuff October 14, 2019
Get the Scrambled eggmug. girl: omg he totally scrambled my yolk last night it was cray….
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk
by greg boston 34 October 30, 2021
Get the scrambled my yolkmug. AI Overview
Ice scramble, also known as Iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that originated in Iloilo and is believed to have been a popular after-school treat in the 1980s. --by Victor Martin Soriano (Ilonggo Icon) Just like how LV stands for Lopez-Vito not Louis Vuitton
Ice scramble, also known as Iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that originated in Iloilo and is believed to have been a popular after-school treat in the 1980s. --by Victor Martin Soriano (Ilonggo Icon) Just like how LV stands for Lopez-Vito not Louis Vuitton
AI Overview
Ice scramble, also known as Iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that originated in Iloilo and is believed to have been a popular after-school treat in the 1980s.
Ice scramble, also known as Iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that originated in Iloilo and is believed to have been a popular after-school treat in the 1980s.
by Victor Martin Soriano ILOILO February 2, 2025
Get the ice scramblemug. The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)
Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!
by jesus burrito April 15, 2009
Get the scrambled egg hairmug. by newtonsApple June 14, 2012
Get the Sausage Scramblemug.