Schitsel

I chisel used to hammer shit out of a constipated ass.

Can someone bring me the hammer and schitsel, I need to hammer this turd out of me?

by Big Daddy Mojo February 13, 2018

Schitters

A really bad smash bros player. Usually sits on the edge of the map and spams projectiles. Only plays young link, olimar, and lucas. Avoid at all costs.

Player1: Hey let’s play some smash bros.
Player2: Ok
(The two play a match)
Player2: Hey, I won!
Player1: Bitch you just spammed PK fire the whole time. You are such a schitters.

by YaBoiCharles January 17, 2019

schitzin

when someone schitzin out it means they acting wild

person 1: *is acting crazy*
person 2: you schitzin out boss

by alola.exe February 15, 2019

Schetende neuspeuterende aap

Schetende neuspeuterende aap may not be the most handsome, but he has a heart of steal. Mrs Mest didn't like him. But that's ok.

Wow hes such a schetende neuspeuterende aap

by kialina September 30, 2020

Schmutzie

(Also can be said as “Schmutz”) A playful term used exclusively among males to assert that one is your subordinate. Not meant to be taken seriously by any means.

Mike: Yo Schmutzie, gimme the remote
Jim: I can’t find it
Mike: It’s literally on the table Schmutz

by $ADHD February 3, 2021

Schmutzvering

Combination of the words schmutz and covering: anything that's not a cloth mask but still covers all or part of your face

A gas mask or a diving helmet are to be considered schmutzvering

by Sexydimma June 2, 2022

Schmutzvering

A gas mask

Who wants to wear a schmutzvering anyways?

by Sexydimma June 4, 2022