Schlabaugh

Schlabaugh.
Referring to a cool ass motherfucker with a large penis. Don't fuck with this guy because his lesbian army will fucking throwdown.

Dude. That guys is a total Schlabaugh. I wish I could be like him.

by Dylanschlabaugh. October 17, 2008

Schlabs

v. Getting one's dick wet

n. The act of penetration, usually oral

Derived from the sound made by a hard cock on a wet set of lips

Bro 1: Did you bag that skeezer last night?

Bro 2: Nah dude, she's a teaser. I didn't even get schlabs!

by schlabmaster69 May 31, 2010

Schlaeger

The act of freezing ice into a blade shaped plaster mold, circumsizing a bastard infant with the frozen ice blade, and snorting a line of pure MDMA shortly after.

"That doctor is famous for his precision Schlaegers."

"Probably because he shares the molly."

by Dr. mAd Gonzo September 8, 2011

schlamastic

A female's chest.

"Damn dude, that chick has nice schlamastic."

by jaster May 12, 2004

Schlak182

A sheep loving, runescape no lifing prick. His goals in life including being married to a sheep, and moving out of his homeland: Wales.

Oh look guys, it's Schlak182. I wonder how many sheeps he's fucked in his lifetime.

by E-Dater December 10, 2008

Schläfriger

Schläfriger means sleepy or to sleep in German

they call me Schläfriger Bär because i always look sleepy Schläfriger Bär means sleepy bear in english wich is a nickname given to me by a school campus gaurd.

by TuTu pornosau-Ambzzz-Schläfriger Bär April 8, 2007

schlabobbelled

The act of being deceived; or extremely intoxicated

I heard you went to Sara's house last night. Did you get some pussy?
No! She schlabobbelled me.

or

Dude, pick up your phone, we are out getting fuckin' schabobbelled

by Ejdub December 29, 2007