schoharie county

Large county in upstate new York, commonly referred to as "scary County", because of the fact that half the population either drive like lunatics, or ARE lunatics. Made up of small redneck towns, such as but are not limited to:

Cobleskill

Richmondville

Central Bridge

Esperance

And at the center of it all...

Schoharie, New York.

May god give you pardon and peace,
For not another soul here will.

Tourist: let's go visit this place called schoharie county!
Me: how about we avoid that place like it's the god damn plague.

Schoharie County:
Where men are men, and cattle are terrified.

by King obrien October 17, 2017

Shoparazzi

Paparazzi that follow celebrities while they are shopping.

Britney Spears is constantly bombarded by shoparazzi snapping shots as she makes her daily pit-stops along Melrose Avenue.

by aerin liz August 17, 2008

shopaholic

Someone addicted to be willing to do anything to the extreme to buy what she/he wants. It doesn't necessarily has to be something they NEED.
Things to the Extreme:
Camp outside their favorite store to be the first one in the store.

Steal money to buy things they want
Lie, Fight for their desire item

Kill someone if is necessary

And the crazy list continued..

Because my mom was a shopaholic she got into a divorced, ended up in dept, stole and killed for money and unfortunately she ended up in jail.

by VictimOFShopaholic November 27, 2009

scholar

Usually aimed at customers or clients, as a substitute for "wanker". Depending on the extent of the scholars stupidity, it could also be defined as "monumental wanker who should go fuck oneself with a rusty spoon"

"You sir, are an absolute scholar!"

Customer: "Yeah you should do the work for free"
You: "No, you scholar"

by rhyano13 August 26, 2016

Scholars' Academy

the most overrated and boring school in NYC. the kids here don't even pass their test bc of the dumb teachers. Channel View and Waterside are better than them. all of the kids think they are the shat but they aren't. :)

and they are afraid of momo bc they are stupid

hey do you go to Scholars' Academy??

by the real shit!* February 28, 2019

schpaa

schpaa is a word used in norway and was borught in to the language by foreigners. Maybe marocs or pakkises. It means fine, cool, good if you will.

that was a really schpaa honey.
that was a really fine girl.
wolla schpaa! - really cool

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

schoach

a tiny bit,insignificant, small, alittle bit, etc.

Wow are you drunk?
Yea.. a schoach.

by Cassandra October 28, 2003