Definitions by rhyano13

scholar 

Usually aimed at customers or clients, as a substitute for "wanker". Depending on the extent of the scholars stupidity, it could also be defined as "monumental wanker who should go fuck oneself with a rusty spoon"

"You sir, are an absolute scholar!"

Customer: "Yeah you should do the work for free"
You: "No, you scholar"

scholar by rhyano13 August 26, 2016