Satan

hey since i'm satan imma go stick a fiery hot dildo into an innocent virgin.
by dodobird777 April 11, 2009
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Satan

The ovrlord of just about anything you can imagine. He will eat your babies and kick your children. So dont FUCK with Satan. Or I will eat your babies.
Satan is my best friend.<3
by Jerkasauris Rex. January 26, 2011
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Satanism doesn ' t mean you worship the devil ,
in ancient hebrew , satan meant the opposer ,
Satan opposes the hypocritical morals of the so called " holy church " and its followers ,
so basicly , if you follow satanism ,
that just means your an atheist ,
a aggressive atheist
atheist
satanism
by kidditskunchok August 20, 2010
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satanism

1. To actually worship the devil. There is Luciferianism, but for the most part this is just a lie created by the church to strengthen people's faith in god. See bullshit.

2. Created by Anton Szandor LaVey, this is a religion that is basically Ayn Rand's and Friedrich Nietzsche's philosophy set to rules and satanic imagery.

3. Setian Satanism, worshiping the Egyptian god of the desert, storms, and chaos, Set (Pronounced Seth)
Satanism is a bunch of attention-grabbing bullshit, any kind.
by Metal6head January 09, 2008
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satanism

a "religion" that is a compendium of moral subjectivism, watered down Nietzche, and De Sade as well as some anti christian and Pagan ideas. It is also associated with darkness and violence. It is generally practised by angry immature pizza faced teens who are insecure and immature...
This is also the sort of thing that is a scapegoat for Columbined High Style School Shootings... By the way, due to the very dark and violent nature of this, it gets the practicioners a royal fucking up from the football and wrestling teams. The victims of said fucking up tend to chant the name of their dark lord while they're getting fucked up by the football and wrestling teams, is if that will help: The belief and advertisement of it is what starts the shit to begin with...
Uh, Oh!! The computer geeks and goths who do satanism better watch out! The football and wrestling teams are looking to fuck up somebody for squicking out them and the other "norms"!
by J. Michael Reiter November 01, 2004
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satan

Lucifer was once great, now hes just an inferior little bitch named satan.
by sum.fukn.dude February 26, 2022
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satanism

What the government indoctrinates you into practicing whether you realise it or not.

Selfish,self-worship,hedonism? (a.k.a. consumerism)
You have been institutionally indoctrinated.
by INSTITUTIONALIZED March 14, 2005
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