The Clam of the Summit

The holy bivalve that resides above us in the sky. The Clam, situated on a high summit, spewed lava and created the world. His mortal enemy is the Squid of the Depths. today, we follow the Clam in hopes that we will one day bask in his holy light upon the summit.

Holy Clam, that's amazing.

Praise the Clam! The Clam of the Summit!

We will join the Clam one day.

by Chris Nelsson October 13, 2008

sammig

The cutest and greatest sandwich you could ever eat.

My boyfriend makes the best sammig ever!

by brokencomb May 20, 2007

Sammidge

Slang word for sandwitch or any other kind of food related

For a man's use on friends girlfriends mostly and your friends of the female gender. Tom and Bob are friends and Bob says to Tom's Girlfriend every time he comes over, "Hey Melissa make me a sammidge!"

by Nova66z July 13, 2009

ham sammich

what life really is.

life is a ham sammich.

by Icklebo June 22, 2005

Beer Summit

An event where Beer is consumed to solve any and all conceived mistakes of those involved.

The recent Beer Summit helped everyone get past how Obama called the police department stupid, Sergeant James Crowley possibly behaved in a racist fashion, and Henry Louis Gates possibly got a little to angry after he had to break into his own house. We don't really know what the truth is, but regardless beer has solved the problem!!

by Short Spaz August 1, 2009

sammi-sweethearted

when a girl gets caught red handed being shady (lying, cheating, etc.) yet, in the face of overwhelming evidence, still denies everything making herself look even worse.

Jack: "did you hear about Jessica and Tim?"
Roy: "no, what happened?"
Jack: "she totally sammi-sweethearted him"
Roy: "oh yeah?"
Jack: "yeah man, he caught her sexting her ex-boyfriend but she still tried to deny any wrongdoing."
Roy: "haha, nice"

by wellTHATsucks April 28, 2011

Sammich

A sammich is NOT a sandwich.
It is pure delight spread between two pieces of bread.
Sammiches should make the person eating them very happy.
Sammiches are not sold anywhere,
they must be made by a person specificly for whoever is consuming them.
The bread should look very cartoonish.

Peter:"aww man, im all sad today."
kaite:"ohhh. I'll make u a sammich."

by dinosaursgorawr March 24, 2008