samalang

a really shitty nickname that sucks dick and should die and i hate it so much that i might genuinely shoot myself and make you all scrape my brains off the wall

“Hey samalang!”

“Kill yourself.”

by IHATESAMALANG February 15, 2024

samiah

the finest girl ever yk damn well she got a gyatt too cuz she fine asl 😖👆 The rizzler!!

*Samiah walks by*
Girl 1: Gyatt!!

Samiah: “Shhh”
*Samiah starts mewing*
*Girl 1 shuts up and then Samiah smiles with her perfectly white straight teeth*
Samiah: What’s that over there? *Points*
Girl 1: Huh? *Girl 1 looks over*

*Samiah rizzes up Girl 1*
*Its passing time and everyone 😍 as Samiah walks by*

by savagewolfloner69 February 23, 2024

Samaltous situation

A situation which is reached after making terrible decisions but will make for great stories.

On seeing his car fallen head-first in a ditch, Srihari exclaimed : "We find ourselves in a Samaltous situation".

"Oh man, having Nitin on that trip to Florida made it a Samaltous situation, through and through."

by BulleKeBaal March 21, 2024

sampalk

A person who seems to be unable to explain anything clearly or understandably

I can't understand my math test because my teacher is such a sampalk

by Bat made of donkey leather April 14, 2024

Shamial

Handsome guy

What a shamial

by Nutsucker 56 January 16, 2026

SamualB

A boy in love with cherries but more than that loves Eva...

SamualB Wheres your finger? Stuck in the door I mean Eva

by SamualBEva March 20, 2025

Samiah Schizophrenia

When someone hears Beyonce singing and cannot differentiate if Beyonce is singing at her Cowboy Carter concert or someone is playing Beyonce music near by.

“GIRL I HEAR BEYONCE IM NOT CRAZY”
“Girl no ur schizophrenic ;-;”

“You have samiah schizophrenia..”

by honeymonsterz May 9, 2025