fake southern

A person that acts southern but is not

Hannah is a fake southern

by Thedudeguy0093 March 14, 2018

Southern Waterslide

When you rub lard on your bare ass, tie yourself to a pickup truck with a long rope, and have a friend drive you down the streets of Myrtle Beach

Ron: “Do anyhing fun this summer?”

Bill: “Just a Southern waterslide”

by Papi Snaz July 9, 2018

southern agression

When becoming angry your accent turns southern

Playing game of monopoly with your friends you may experience southern agression.

by King Ezekiel April 28, 2019

Southern STACY

Vagina, pussy, snatch, beaver

I was licking her southern STACY when she squirted all over my face

by anonymous January 19, 2022

Southern Soaker

When a gentleman goes down on a lady and makes her squirt EVERYWHERE.

Gentleman: I was out last night at the bar, bought this chick a drink. She decided to return the favor, so I decided to top that and give her the Ol’ Southern Soaker.

by Dot dot dick January 2, 2019

Southern Lightsaber

When a male gets a hard-on before intercourse, puts on a glowing condom, and at the same time he puts his dick inside her vagina and he farts making a sound similar to a lightsaber stabbing its victim. (Optional: Yell, "I AM YO DADDY!", while doing this!)

"Last night I pulled a southern lightsaber on my girlfriend!"

by Taco Nigga August 27, 2013

Southern Shambles

The waddle one has after sleeping with their relative who likes to have anal sex

"When cousin Cletus left, my brother Bobby had the Southern Shambles"

by Dat Cassowary September 14, 2015