by San Juan Vet December 14, 2010
Get the Smooth Crotchmug. by samkon gado September 29, 2007
Get the smooth jerkmug. by velocarapperstyle December 9, 2008
Get the Tomko Smoothmug. A term used describe the smooth, sexy, hairless physique of the typical asian male. Sashimi-smooth was first published in the now controversial article "Gay or Asian?" in Details Magazine, April 2004.
It is primarily used by rice queen's and is occasionally used to describe non-asian men.
This term is very flexible as it does not need to apply to the whole body. Definition 3 below provides an example of this.
Note: Describing someone as sashimi smooth does not mean said person is gay, nor does it mean the person describing someone as sashimi smooth is gay.
It is primarily used by rice queen's and is occasionally used to describe non-asian men.
This term is very flexible as it does not need to apply to the whole body. Definition 3 below provides an example of this.
Note: Describing someone as sashimi smooth does not mean said person is gay, nor does it mean the person describing someone as sashimi smooth is gay.
1. Oh wow, that guy is so hot! If only he were sashimi smooth.
2. I only date asians who are sashimi smooth.
3. roofles, that guy cant grow a beard, his face is sashimi like a 12 year old thai prostitute.
4. That guy is so hot - look at his sashimi smooth chest!
5. Oh wow - that guy would be perfect for my friend Shaun, a rice queen, who only goes for the sashimi smooth.
2. I only date asians who are sashimi smooth.
3. roofles, that guy cant grow a beard, his face is sashimi like a 12 year old thai prostitute.
4. That guy is so hot - look at his sashimi smooth chest!
5. Oh wow - that guy would be perfect for my friend Shaun, a rice queen, who only goes for the sashimi smooth.
by Shaun T August 21, 2006
Get the Sashimi Smoothmug. one who partakes in smoothness on a daily basis; pimpin' hoes in addition to coppin' that pam. In every situation he does the smoothest thing possible. ALWAYS. life of the party. favorite among the chicks.
by dirty Qtip April 28, 2011
Get the captain smoothmug. When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.
For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.
by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021
Get the shark smoothingmug. "Tony's girl was on her period so he had to settle for a smooth hank."
"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."
"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."
by worm312 July 11, 2016
Get the smooth hankmug.