repast

An Ebonics term for a family meal or gathering directly following a funeral.

The repast will be held at the church following the internment.

by chryslerfan October 7, 2013

recrapulate

to recalculate an already questionable calculation; to guess with authority.

The sales force griped loudly about our cost analysis, so we were forced to recrapulate.

by Artephius September 23, 2009

iphone repair

We're not sure if it's animal, vegetable, or mineral, but it's what the techs at www.iPhone-repair-new-york.com (248 W. 35th St, New York, NY 10001 646-688-5385) eat, breathe, and sleep. Rumor has it it was reverse engineered by NASA after the Roswell Crash, but I also hear Chuck Norris invented it after round-house kicking the universe into existence.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked my iPhone and now I need iPhone repair.

by iphone repair man May 18, 2011

Wyotech-Approved Repair

Any repair that is deemed unsafe by normal, sane people but will give you a passing grade at Wyotech.

Using Body Filler to build a new Quarter Panel is a Wyotech-Approved Repair.

by MrVanGuy January 22, 2011

stuck elevator repair

When a man is fucking a girl but his dick is too big, resulting in his penis getting stuck inside a girls vagina. they must then walk awkwardly to the garage, take out a chainsaw and saw his penis off at the point it enters the vagina.

Friend 1: hey where were you the past week at work? Boss is mad.
Friend 2: sorry i had to make a stuck elevator repair and ended up in the emergency room. i went from a jake to a 2 inch dick.

by cougar744316 May 24, 2011

Reparte

a party you feel like you've been at before because all the same drunk assholes are there.

Look at all those crunken fools. I swear I am having a reparte moment.

by Scribbling Dame January 26, 2010

repartations

repartations : To have an epiphany, a change of paradigm, an emotional adjustment.

The raphsodic repartations of my once black soul.

by Boddye January 23, 2010