religion

religion is the enemy of God. that may have sounded a bit weird, but I define religion as the traditions and rituals (which are often times unessecary) that surround a particular beleif. I personally consider Catholosism to be a religion because they do many activities that are not outlined in the Bible. Religion is a distraction from God.

athiest: are you religious?
guy in question: well, that depends on what you mean by religion. If i say, 'yes' then i become subject to much belittling. If i say no, it would seem as if i do not beleive in god. I'm in a rut!

by karl May 28, 2004

religion

The marraige of philosophy, metaphysics, and literature. Really, for what more could you ask?

What's your religion?

by Killing Kittens June 26, 2004

religion

1. The greatest excuse ever used to go to war over a slightly different opinion.

2. The biggest scam in modern times

1. The 3 largest modern religions: Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Each share the same core beliefs, the same type of God, and the same story. They still use it as just a poor excuse to kill because someone is "different".

2. "Hey, we should help that God fearing man on TV!" The TV preacher then uses that money for diamond jewelry...

by BaselessEarth12 August 26, 2013

religion

natural human reaction to a hostile and mysterious universe.

In the early days man used religion to try and explain weather and other phenomena which were out of the reach of human understanding at that time.

by MtzPwner November 9, 2017

religion

a total lie to not make you feel like shit

religion helps me not kill myself

by Dic pic Danny January 13, 2018

religion

The first lesson of being a Con artist

Look mom it's Jesus! Actuality it's a con artist milking out your money
Religion the best way to get money!!

by Your guide to the Internet April 3, 2016

religion

The generic excuse for massacring millions and hating others

"I hate gays and went to war. Why? My religion... duh."

by Imright,weallknowit January 12, 2016