"firehose" remark-reaction

Refers to the involuntary "geyser" of liquid/slurry that one produces when something funny/shocking is spoken in his presence while he's eating/drinking something, said utterance causes an "automatic" or "uncontrollable-on-short-notice" lung- expulsion from a laugh or cough, which in turn causes a forceful ejection of the mouth's contents which shoots out for several feet and disgustingly messes up anything (or anyONE) in its path.

A classic example of a "firehose" remark-reaction is when Jimmy Culp does an astonished "sploooot!" when he hears his name mentioned by Robert Stack on the Tonight Show immediately after taking a deep swig of beer.

by QuacksO February 21, 2019

Closing remarks

When you don’t know how else to end a conversation.

Distant relative at family reunion: “Hi sweetie! How is school? Do you have a girlfriend? What about a job? Has your music career taken off yet?”
Me: “Closing remarks”
Me: “

by look_up_”big ol doink” October 1, 2019

daniel redman

Massive hog great guy best at coop seasons all around good guy

He is such a Daniel redman

by Sexylad1894 November 19, 2020

Abby Redlarski

baddie, would smash 10/10, on akbar no capper full buster

"i want to reproduce with Abby Redlarski in my wigwam"

by chiggastroyer February 28, 2022

Henry Redman

A good-looking · nice-looking · beautiful · pretty · as pretty as a picture · handsome · lovely · stunning · striking · arresting · gorgeous · prepossessing · winning · fetching · captivating · bewitching · beguiling · engaging · charming · charismatic · enchanting · appealing · delightful · irresistible · sexy · sexually attractive · sexual · seductive · alluring · tantalizing · ravishing · desirable · sultry · sensuous · sensual · erotic · arousing · luscious · lush · nubile · bonny · beauteous · taking · well favoured · comely · fair · sightly · pulchritudinous man

Hot Girl: Holy shit isnt Henry Redman a A good-looking · nice-looking · beautiful · pretty · as pretty as a picture · handsome · lovely · stunning · striking · arresting · gorgeous · prepossessing · winning · fetching · captivating · bewitching · beguiling · engaging · charming · charismatic · enchanting · appealing · delightful · irresistible · sexy · sexually attractive · sexual · seductive · alluring · tantalizing · ravishing · desirable · sultry · sensuous · sensual · erotic · arousing · luscious · lush · nubile · bonny · beauteous · taking · well favoured · comely · fair · sightly · pulchritudinous man?
Hot Girl 2: Yes

by Hot girl124 April 30, 2022

Make remarks

when you make remarks means you say something, but it is slightly offensive.

I used to date taller women, and people make remarks on me

by Uncle Vi August 17, 2023

asnide remark

A less-than-respectful/complimentary/convinced comment dat is privately/surreptitiously made by a meeting-attendee to his seating-neighbor, a reporter or narrator to da program's viewing-audience, etc.

Professional actors/commentators seldom "break da fourth wall" except to voice an asnide remark to da show's spectators.

by QuacksO February 24, 2025