Ranching

When you jizz in the anus and drink it out with a straw. The bits of feces mixed with the semen looks like ranch dressing

snowballing isn't flavorful enough so I added some bacon bits, so I have upgraded to ranching

by ENKELIZE December 17, 2015

garage racing

Going into your garage to sit on your motorcycle, because it's still too "out of season" for use.

I put the springer front end on my chopper, and did some February 'garage racing' afterwards.

by D. Gould February 20, 2006

Racing

The act of being racist.

Person 1 - Asians are terrible drivers.
Person 2 - Woah dude. Stop racing.

by 12kate34 August 22, 2011

turtle racing

slang/code for "smoking marijuana".

wanna do some turtle racing after work? i have some really nice purple ones.. heheh

by magnetic August 23, 2006

Racing Stripes

While in the act of love making from the "doggie-style" position. Insert two fingers into the girls rectum, pull them out and wipe them off in a stripe fashion down the length of her back.

"Did you and Sheila hook up?"
"Hell Yeah, I even gave her some racing stripes."

by Big Johnson 001 January 21, 2009

Venezualan Beaver Racing

A sport founded in 1996 where by beavers from Venezuala must race down a river. Rules imply that a) All beavers must be dead. b)all spectators must be high. c) All dead beavers must be chained to a dead dog.

Dude, did you see the Venezualan Beaver Racing on TV last night?

by Wighty December 19, 2006

Racing Fool

One who loves car racing, generally NASCAR.

That Bubba is one racing fool.

by Sparticini Hokmojama January 5, 2010