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queefing

When too much air builds up during insertion from the penis. When the penis is removed it results in the excretion of air buildup and is released without female control. "Farting"
As Jake was removing his massive dick from her wet pussy, she queefed.
by Anita Cox February 11, 2004
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ass queef

release of air during anal sex
mr. bailey ass queefed while his hairy boy friend ass rammed him.
by pound dat pussy July 24, 2007
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queef in a flower shop

I can smell a lie like a queef in a flower shop.
by Nokmin of Adonai December 19, 2005
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queefkin

A sexual act in which a girl is receiving head, and lets out a giant queef while she is smokin' crack.
*Joe is giving Brittany head*
Brittany: That feels so good..
Joe: What the fuck was that noise?
Brittany: I'm guessing it's a queef?
Joe: Probably
Brittany: Well must've been from that good ole' crack i've been smokin'
Joe: Oh shiiiit thats a queefkin.
by The queefoniator May 29, 2009
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queef card

A Sun Microsystems Quad Fast Ethernet card, or QFE, which when sounded out sounds close enough to 'queef' that many system and network administrators now refer to qfe cards as simply 'queef cards'.
I installed a queef card in the new server.
by Andy Cobaugh March 27, 2007
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queef sniffer

a fast talking asshole who's a pain in the ass and literally enjoys the putrid stench of gaseous queef emissions.
that guy's a giant queef sniffer, I think he was in my american history class last semester.
by ronnie_e May 16, 2009
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Turbo queef

Turbo Queef (ter-bow kweef) v.

The act of forcing air out of the vagina in rapid succession. Can happen during vigorous or violent sexual intercourse or self fondling.
Victor: Dude, while I was fingerbanging Diana, she fucking turbo queefs on me.

Christian: That fucking sucks, man. Nothing's worse than being turbo queefed on.
by homesicksong January 3, 2006
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