Python Orgy

When you tie your flaccid penis into a knot with the boys. The first to get hard loses and has to eat a soggy waffle prepared by his compatriots. He also gets his penis privileges revoked (✂️)

Me and the boys had a python orgy last night. I lost, so i’m undergoing penis reattachment surgery later this week. I can’t wait to play again!

by Baby Gronk January 12, 2024

python shadow

the large unearing shadow cast by a trouser crease at an unusually acute angle belying a huge monster lying beneath

he must be a porn star with a python shadow like that

by Marteau June 20, 2016

Atlanta Python

An Atlanta Python is a gargantuan penis both in length and width (averaging from 14" to 20+ in length) that has the texture and pattern of the python snake. This condition is more common in Atlanta due to the high population of African-American people in Atlanta.

Girl1: "I slept with Jerome last night and it turns out he has an Atlanta Python."
Girl2: "Damn girl, you a lucky bitch, I only get Tod's tiny white dick."

by JakeRules666 March 13, 2017

Pocket python

Two gay males put there hand in each other pocket and sees who get a boner first

Hey dude want to play pocket python

by Notthebuilder January 16, 2014

Pima Python

The longest and girthiest cock to ever exist.

WoW! Chandler has a beautiful Pima Python.

by Endone June 16, 2022

python

A snake made of 1 and 0 that attacks people.

Ack ree its the python

by mlemingshobe November 1, 2019

Python Meal

Eating a meal so large that you are nearly catatonic for 2 days while it digests.

I just ate a python meal, so I'll see you in about 2 days.

by arykosis December 13, 2012