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the red pyramid

A sex position. While doing the "eiffel tower" in reverse when the girl is on her period
I heard Carl did the red pyramid on sophia when the left the party last night
by Apollo420 November 18, 2023
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pyramid

the pryamid in middle school that is from egypt and is very huge
by anthonys pyramid March 24, 2022
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The Great Pyramids

Here's a theory for you: The Great Pyramids. What if they didn't build them up? What if they dug them down?
Iam "Like, if there were these larger limestone landforms in the desert (not plateaus but the other things) and they just chiseled their way down. Carved out blocks and polished it on the way down. Dug out the tombs. That would answer the question "how did they move those giant blocks!?" They didn't. They chiseled it out like a statue. Used a giant metal wire to saw them into blocks. More plausible than aliens. And you could ask 'well, why don't we see these other giant limestone land masses?' I don't know. Do limestone landmasses crumble over time? Buy yeah, there you go. There's my 'how the great pyramids were made theory'." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam January 5, 2023
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The “hmm” pyramid

When you sneak up on someone, and goose them with your finger into their butt, and say to them “hmmm hmmm hmm”!
I had a dream you snuck up and goosed me! All the while, you were kept muttering “hmm hmm hmm”! It is a real enigma, like the great pyramids. It made me think, he got me the “hmm” pyramid.
by NeverSharted95 February 23, 2023
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Pyramid Head

noun

: an act of fellatio, oral stimulation of the penis in which a physical manifestation of ones Id performs said act, while donning a Pyramid shaped helm :

variants: Pye Ehdding (British Vulgar Slang)

Ancient Egyptian "9to5"

*Not to be confused with the more common "Sleeping Pyramid Head" in which the same act is performed , except the head of the Id is sat upon to cause numbness. Similar to "the Stranger" : vvww.selfgrowth.net/articles/masturbation-magic-the-stranger-technique
From "Sweaters to Freedom", an op-ed penned by Bill Cosby for the Washington Post:

I was in a little town by the name of Silent Hill with my Daughter Cleo, and our car broke down. We entered a service station and a fancy triangular shredded figure appeared. He then began sucking my hog dry of all life. I exclaimed, "oouuu Cleo! Ima gettin that Pyramid Head, dontcha know!
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love pyramid

A love pyramid is like a love triangle, however instead of 2 people loving the same person 3 or more love same person, those people being the base of the pyramid and the point being the person everyone is in love with
John, eric, and Geoff all like Brianna, that’s one hell of a love pyramid!
by The Yeetmeister6001 June 10, 2018
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Pyramid Master

Often a supremely experienced and competent man functioning similar to a power broker within a larger organization. "Power Broker" in this context , and viewed pyramidally is someone who manages valued information and/or resources for personal and/or political gain through the entire length of the system.
I like working with <relatable name> because they're a veritable pyramid master.
by Hewer-Idel December 24, 2024
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