pitching wedge

A girl that only looks good from about 30 yards away, when she gets close she is no good. A person who is ugly any closer than thirty yards away

Yeah she looked hot from far, but turns out she was just a pitching wedge.

by Adam Gray November 29, 2006

Pitching The Tent

the act of hammering a large metal rod into ones anus.

Honey, you have been ignoring me lately. so tonight i am Pitching The Tent.

by pimp daddy johnson July 8, 2010

Punching the Blanket

When a man masturbates underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. This can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he's doing, he simply says, "I'm punching the blanket."

Mike: "John are you whacking off under there?"
John: "Nah bro, I'm just punching the blanket."

by padsy69 April 15, 2011

Punching Babies

The act of repeatedly fisting a pregnant lady.

Banging her mid pregnancy felt a little discomforting, so i opted to just go punching babies instead...

by Snowball the Ginger Hater July 4, 2011

pitching up

people gathering for an event or activity - origin Nigella Lawson, British chef

Before I knew it, 15 friends came pitching up for dinner.

by dp June 24, 2003

putaling

(pu-ta-ling) n., derived from the Spanish word, "puta," meaning bitch.
- slang anyone especially unpleaseant or difficult, small- minded

--SYN. bitch, nuisance, annoying, worthless, petty

"Man, you're such a putaling."

by Sebastian Carro November 9, 2008

tab poaching

When a person works in someone else's excel tab and screws up the workload.

1. "Hey quit tab poaching! You're screwing up all my work!!"

2. "He is such a tab poacher. He has no idea which sheet he is supposed to be working from."

by Rickard Nilsson June 27, 2008