punt-o'clock

The designated time to hit the pub with the boys to send this week's pay check on the donkeys and pan lickers. Usually occurs on pay day but is subject to change depending on financial positions. KICK... KICK.... KICK......

"it's punt-o'clock boys"
"hope the pay checks are in cuz it's punt-o'clock"

by Dennnyyy August 8, 2019

imp punt

A move so devastatingly horrifying typically in plants vs. Zombies garden warfare, 1 or 2, where an all-star presses the left bumper as soon as they make contact with anything that moves resulting in them killing you with it then t-bagging you typically because their father shows then no love or affection due to him leaving them at the age of 2

Plant: oh no! Its an imp punter!!!! What a fucking pussy
All-star: *left bumper spamming*

Plant: You fucking bitch.
All-star: *t-bags*

by Deez ur mom lmao October 31, 2021

Punt this hing

When you kick an object full force with the intention of damaging something or someone.

"Hawl you , punt this hing ... NOW!"

by Bonemasonary August 1, 2018

Fuck-Punted

To kick and launch, a person, animal, or inanimate object while fucking.

“Jesus! What happened to the humidifier?”
“Oh man... must have accidentally fuck-punted that thing last night...”

by FPunterman January 23, 2020

punt nugget

When your a stupid cunt

Why are you being a stupid punt nugget

by Ogle google April 4, 2022

Cliff punting

When you grab hold of a baby and punt it off a cliff, just for fun.

Damn, that baby cried so loud he almost made me want to go cliff punting.

by Strong Black Man February 11, 2020

Cunt Punt

When a person of the female gender steps out of line and needs to be put in her place. It may take a swift kick to the crotch.

Rhone, your way out of line . Shut your big mouth or I'm going to cunt punt you.

by Shayna16 December 21, 2020