pump fake

when you out dangling and have no weapon so you fake like you have one to avoid getting smoked.

Me: Im finna go to the store right fast joe

Joe: you better pump fake on yo way there i heard gd nem out ridin
Me : Ight check leave the front door unlocked

by chesifoeoutwest290 May 22, 2019

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bilge pump

The act of fornication from the backside, Doggy style, while the partner is vomiting. Each thrust helps to expell the deep stomach contents.

After a night of drinking my girlfriend needed a bilge pump to make her feel better.

by Bubba33 January 28, 2008

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Amarillo Pumpjack

When two guys stand face to face and jerk each other off, looking deeply into each other’s eyes, with the smell of a feedlot in the background

If you are ever in the panhandle with you best friend, be sure to enjoy an Amarillo pumpjack.

by Walker Cleveland October 13, 2018

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michigan gas pump

Fuck a girl with your cock, hence the pump. Once the vagina is dilated, fart in the orifice. Hence the gas. Michigan, because that's where my last girlfriend was from.

Girl: I'm from michigan

Guy: Can I give you a michigan gas pump?

Girl: Only if it is high octane.

by krautmonkey December 19, 2013

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Juice heads from Staten Island who go to clubs on the jersey shore and dance with each other, not girls, while pumping their fists to bad techno. They typically wear headbands and sleeveless shirts that are two sizes too small.

I dropped my beer from laughing so hard when I looked at the dance floor and saw only a bunch of fist pumpers.

by Vin-Diesel August 4, 2006

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