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Pucker Factor Zulu

The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.
Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!
by KSparx September 17, 2024
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sympathy pucker

when you relay to your homie some bad news, and they pucker they ass sympathetically in shock.

can be a way of expressing empathy.
"Yo mang, my boy told me he had a run-in with a bear while camping. Gave the homie a sympathy pucker, but he still alive."
by anonymous November 2, 2021
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Dutch Pucker

The act of wiggling or puckering your butthole whilst on the toilet to loosen a portion of a turd left in your butt when pooping.
My BM snapped off and left some in my butthole. Instead of wiping, I gave it the Dutch Pucker and it dropped into the bowl. Problem solved.
by tennisthemenace April 7, 2023
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Puckered Lips

A really tight butthole that look like puckered lips.
The other day I was banging a virgen and she had the tightest Puckered Lips ever
by ACORDE August 10, 2010
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pucker stamp

When a naked person or animal sits down on something and presses their butthole on that surface.
Did the dog really just pucker stamp my bed pillow???
by IdahoLee February 28, 2023
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Duck Pucker

Derogatory descriptive noun to describe disgust with something which blatantly disrespects either consent, agency, or free-will; or describing disgust at a situation which leaves you with limited, coerced, or a single choice under duress. When inebriated with slurred speech it can come out or be misunderstood to be saying "Fuck fucker."
I only have so much control over the duck pucker my sugar daddy holds over me.
by Carotid November 1, 2020
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Puckered Divider

The area of skin on the human body between the anus and genitals.
The Puckered Divider is where God zipped you up after he was done creating you.
by Chubbypoet February 11, 2009
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