Professional Mugger 

A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.

Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.

Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!

Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.

Professional Mugger by Apemanjon September 7, 2008

Professional liars

trutherbots

trutherbots are professional liars.

Professional liars by AnonopsAreFraudsters February 20, 2019

Professional Wrestler 

Percieved as "gay" or "fags" by most mouth breathing 'tough guys'. Actually they are single handedly most talented/ badass people on earth. Unless it's Ultimate Warrior. Fuck that guy.

The professional wrestler shit kicked his ex-girlfriends new boyfriend, finishing him off with a diving elbow alà Randy Savage style.

Professional Wrestler by MeatYogurt March 27, 2015

Professional Jew 

Someone working within Jewish leadership, either at a Synagogue or Jewish Agency/Organization. One does not have to be Jewish to be a professional Jew.

My job as Cultural Arts director at the Jewish Community Center, makes me a professional Jew.

Professional Jew by Marty the Goy May 10, 2006

Professional Retard 

Someone who is a retard and very good at it. Usually gets paid for it.

Yo Cyril, ya fuckin professional retard!

Professional Retard by Steaver370 September 21, 2004

Professional Caucasian Life-Prop 

A white guy who is paid by foreigners to pose as various individuals like a businessman, or an ambassador, or a company figurehead. This is done so that the client's concern can seem more "prestigious" and "international" to locals.

"Brandon just got paid $500 bucks to go to India and pretend to be an American investor for a small Indian start-up so they can land a big contract."

"Goddamn, I wish someone would pay me to be a Professional Caucasian Life-Prop".

Professional Caucasian Life-Prop by RohanD March 26, 2011

professional cleavage

When a woman subtly displays or draws attention to her cleavage in order to benefit in a professional setting.

She totally used professional cleavage to pass that presentation!

professional cleavage by wolfpack16 March 30, 2011