A euphemism for mental health services, implying that mental health services are shameful and should be kept a secret. Also, in a country like the United States, which values the physically active, the tangible, metrics, and all and only that which can be seen and measured, the legitimacy of a group of professionals who sit on their butts all day listening to people bitch and moan has to be questioned.
-Did you hear about Mike? He's all kinds of messed up since getting out of the service: homeless, drugs and alcohol, divorced, all that.
-Yeah, I feel bad cause bro got hit by shrapnel. Still, I think maybe he needs professional help.
-... ... ... So, you gonna tell him he needs professional help?
-Hell no.
-Yeah, hell no...
-Maybe give him some space, right?
-Yeah, he's got is war buddies, right? Maybe he's turned into some kinda psycho.
-Yeah, let's just give him some space, bro. It's cool. He'll be fine.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
-Yeah, I feel bad cause bro got hit by shrapnel. Still, I think maybe he needs professional help.
-... ... ... So, you gonna tell him he needs professional help?
-Hell no.
-Yeah, hell no...
-Maybe give him some space, right?
-Yeah, he's got is war buddies, right? Maybe he's turned into some kinda psycho.
-Yeah, let's just give him some space, bro. It's cool. He'll be fine.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022

by Dawn2099 October 15, 2019

LinkedIn recruiter: Hi! I came across your profile and thought you’d be great for this role.
Me: Please don’t have a professional wank over me
Me: Please don’t have a professional wank over me
by antlizard March 1, 2021

(n.) -- a person who works from his or her home, often lounging around in pajamas all day or putting on some informal clothes as the day goes on.
"My brother in Alaska has become a certified pajama professional now; he makes a nice living from his home office and never has to wear a suit and tie anymore. I love it!"
Overheard at a watercooler in Seattle on October 25, 2009
Overheard at a watercooler in Seattle on October 25, 2009
by PRwiz101 October 29, 2009

I've got 200 followers, I guess I'm a professional shitposter now, just like @nuggetofdoom who is the creator of the term professional shitposter and you should definitely follow them.
by Follow@nuggetofdoom June 29, 2019

When a SHITEATER finds a partner who has no inhibitions to SHIT EVENTUALLY.
Most exhibitionistic SHITEATERS who are on REAL TIME .
A real FLIP FUCK.
Most exhibitionistic SHITEATERS who are on REAL TIME .
A real FLIP FUCK.
Finding a PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING person is half the battle.
As I can perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING as being a SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL as I have no choice on how they choose to exhibit me.
I was FUCKING JOHN real good and he gave me a real FLIP FUCKING putting his ASSHOLE INTO my mouth making me perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING.
As I can perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING as being a SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL as I have no choice on how they choose to exhibit me.
I was FUCKING JOHN real good and he gave me a real FLIP FUCKING putting his ASSHOLE INTO my mouth making me perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021

Its meaning comes from the combination of two words, amateur and professional. Other way of saying ‘Beginner’s luck’.
by yoshi_drinks_tea June 13, 2020
