procrasturbate

When you need to do work but you end up watching porn and masturbating instead.

#1
Mark: What do you do on your free time?
Barry: I usually have a lot of work, but i procrasturbate all the time.

#2
John: Are you done with that history paper?
Jed: No, man. I ended up procrasturbating instead. Sasha Grey is wild!

by Barrack Obama Bin Laden March 1, 2014

procrasturbate

Procrasturbate : the act of masturbating while procrastinating.

Alfred: bro, although I have major test tomorrow, I can't help but procrasturbate.

by pennyworth December 15, 2014

Procrasturbate

Verb. (Procrasturbation- n.)
To procrastinate by means of masturbation

"Hi, honey! how was your day?"
Well, I walked in on Chris trying to procrasturbate on his homework..."

by carols213 May 11, 2016

Procrasturbate

When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.

I been watching porn hub while doing my homework and now I gotta procrasturbate when I'm done.

by The_JDH January 17, 2017

Procrasturbate

Comes from the words "procrastinate" and "masturbate". The act of masturbation as a form of procrastination.

Professor I know I was supposed to write you a reasearch paper last night, but all I could do was procrasturbate!

by Fameless April 24, 2017

Procrasturbate

To masturbate and procrastinate at the same time.

I procrasturbate when I don't feel like doing my homework.

by Dr. Lipschitz September 8, 2017

Procrasturbate

Instead of doing something your supposed too, putting it off and masturbating instead

I didn't want to do my science project, so I just Procrasturbated the whole time

by BOBWARPATH December 14, 2019