un-pretzel

The undoing of a large software development project. Generally involves removing half the code from a 6-12 month project over the course of a few weeks, making sure to send the commits to the original engineers who worked on it along with a virtual gift of a "pretzel stick".

Original Engineer: Dude, just finished this project. Took like 8 months of slaving 90 hour weeks.
Other Engineer: Damn, its done though, time for ??? then profit!
---2 months pass---
Other Engineer: Hey you want an un-pretzel?
Original Engineer: What's that?
Other Engineer: All the code I deleted that you wrote.
Original Engineer: :((((((((((((((((((((((((

by Snyder's November 2, 2009

un-pretzel

when everything in your life at the time is all tangled up and you need to straighten everything out and gather your thoughts

You: Omg, i have work at 2, a date at 6, pay my bills by tomorow, pick my car up at the shop, im going away in two days, havent talked to my mom for 3 months, my phone is broke. im low on gas and i have a headache with a doctors appointment im running late for.

Friend: Damn dude, seems like you need to stop and un-pretzel you hectic life, perhaps chill out and smoke some weed.

by calaburrito July 8, 2009

Pocket Pretzel

Pretzels that you put in your pocket and offer to your peers

You: Wanna pocket pretzel
Them: What the fuck is wrong with you
or
"Get away from me"
or
"no!"

by Owlsarekewl January 8, 2018

anal pretzel

- A sexual position in which the two parters wrap their legs around each other so that both faces are facing the anus of the other partner.

-Dude! Zoe is such a freak, she asked me to do the anal pretzel last night.

by Swag Fag College of Slang May 25, 2016

Ugandan Pretzel knot

When you dislocate all of your partners limbs and tie them together. after that you cover him/her with shit and fuck hem/hers dead body

I’m going to Ugandan pretzel knot your cat

by Brown5inobi January 17, 2020

I'll stick a pretzel in your Urethra

"Yes and I appreciate you as a person and your opinions are valid"

"These pretzels are good in the curry dip!"
"I'll stick a pretzel in your urethra"

by Vennificus November 18, 2018

The Iraqi Pretzel

The act of putting on a turban, putting both legs behind your head and shitting on the face of your lover, while screaming the Iraqi National anthem and cutting off her head.

“Hey how were things with Susan last night “
“Great I gave her the Iraqi pretzel”
“Wow I bet that was messy”

by Mrtickleman October 3, 2019