hot pretzel

When 2 homosexual men are rubbing their dicks together so much that they become hot and twisted up like a pretzel.

Bob & Tom were stuck together like a hot pretzel after some vigorous love making.

by pw1gator November 6, 2014

desalting the pretzel

When a guy jizzes all over himself, lets it dry, and then has his sex partner lick it off.

"yo man laura was desalting the pretzel, what a dirty slut"

by thefantasticmrfoxycleopatra October 2, 2011

pretzel

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush

chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)

by Ryan February 8, 2005

Pretzel

A kinky sex position generally involving four or more people.

"Wow, that pretzel was amazing"

"Yeah, I had a pretzel with your mother last night"

by Prof. Yensaix April 1, 2009

pretzelvania

where all the amish live.

by etchasketch October 22, 2003

Pretzeling

When you and your partner (male or female) cross your legs behind your head and engage in sex

Yo me and my girl were pretzeling last night, shit was awesome.

by lildick123_4 January 1, 2016

upside down pretzel machine

when you fuck yo girl upside down with her legs crossed, thus making it look like a pretzel .

Dude last night I gave my girl and upside down pretzel machine. She loved it.

by a;lsdkjf June 11, 2008