premature ejaculection

Premature ejaculection occurs when a political candidate
rapidly loses support.

Gingrich gained ground in the polls this week as Cain and
Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.

by goldandsilverowner November 18, 2011

Premature Conversation

The act of, in theatre, saying your line before the person your talking to, making the dialog sound weird.

Damn, tom just had a bad case of Premature Conversation.

Yeah, the play is ruined!

by The Theatre Boy March 14, 2011

Premature EleJaculation

The act of getting out of the elevator just because the door opens and not because you arrived at your selected floor.

Damn! Where am I? This is not my floor! I prematurelly elejaculated! It's a case of premature Elejaculation!

by King Of The Underworld June 10, 2011

premature honkulation

act of honking a vehicles horn while stopped at an intersection too quickly after light turns green.

a driver who exhibits signs of premature honkulation will suddenly honk ones horn at the vehicle in front of them quickly after an intersection light turns green.

by justinhenrywalker February 26, 2008

Premature Matriculation

Being admitted into a college or university while you're still a sophomore in high school.

Cyrus exhibited a lackadaisical attitude in the last 2 months of his sophomore year in high school due to his premature matriculation into Seton Hall University.

by DJCOJO July 8, 2010

Premature Cookie

Also, could be the same as taking the cookie(s) out of the oven before they're done, resulting in crappy cookies.

Person 1 - "Arg, damn."
Person 2 - "What happened?"
Person 1 - "Took the damn cookies out of the oven too soon."
Person 2 - "That sucks, premature cookies ftl."

by bdc947856 January 11, 2009

premature pullout

when a guy is boning a female and he feels like he is just about to bust a nut, so he pulls out of the chick but doesnt bust, so he can continue to keep boning. a false alarm. it happens every once in a while.

Guy:oh this feels good, im about to bust.
Guy:nevermind. false alarm
Girl:did u have a premature pullout?

by stallion2214 February 16, 2010