Premature Matriculation

Being admitted into a college or university while you're still a sophomore in high school.

Cyrus exhibited a lackadaisical attitude in the last 2 months of his sophomore year in high school due to his premature matriculation into Seton Hall University.

by DJCOJO July 8, 2010

Premature jubilation

a profound, almost orgasmic feeling of happiness and joy that comes and goes entirely too quickly

"I was all fired up about a night alone with the wife when she reminded me that her mother was coming over. I suffer from Premature Jubilation!!

by Mr Jameson October 21, 2010

Premature Ejaculation

Finishing your manly ammunition even before your target appears.

Holly : *spanking her ass* Hey boy, come get me
Bill : Er....puchk
Holly : Not that come you dumbfuck
Bill : Damn you Premature Ejaculation

by Night Patrol June 25, 2015

premature ejaculection

Premature ejaculection occurs when a political candidate
rapidly loses support.

Gingrich gained ground in the polls this week as Cain and
Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.

by goldandsilverowner November 18, 2011

Premature Cookie

Also, could be the same as taking the cookie(s) out of the oven before they're done, resulting in crappy cookies.

Person 1 - "Arg, damn."
Person 2 - "What happened?"
Person 1 - "Took the damn cookies out of the oven too soon."
Person 2 - "That sucks, premature cookies ftl."

by bdc947856 January 11, 2009

premature honkulation

act of honking a vehicles horn while stopped at an intersection too quickly after light turns green.

a driver who exhibits signs of premature honkulation will suddenly honk ones horn at the vehicle in front of them quickly after an intersection light turns green.

by justinhenrywalker February 26, 2008

premature pullout

when a guy is boning a female and he feels like he is just about to bust a nut, so he pulls out of the chick but doesnt bust, so he can continue to keep boning. a false alarm. it happens every once in a while.

Guy:oh this feels good, im about to bust.
Guy:nevermind. false alarm
Girl:did u have a premature pullout?

by stallion2214 February 16, 2010