poofteritus

When sombody that you have know that has been hanging around gay people and has just come out of the closit

Fuck man Jims brother has just suffered from a massive case of poofteritus

by Phill August 14, 2003

pooft-her

A woman that has alot of gay/homosexual friends

person1 "i'm gonna go out with one of my friends tonight"
person2 "another gay one?"
person1 "yes"
person2"wow you're a real pooft-her!"

by gangbang joey March 30, 2009

poofy poof

A large poof of hair on top of someones head.

Yo Fergie has the biggest poofy poof ever.
Did you see that girls poofy poof, its higher then the ceiling.

by Poof expert November 7, 2007

poofters paradise

A term for Parade College in Bundoora, Melbourne Australia. Mostly used by public school kids to define the place. Called that because everyone there is a fag.

“Bro, Joseph’s going to Poofters Paradise!”
“Always knew he was a fag.”

by acrobativity November 2, 2018

Shoplift the Pooty

When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.

Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.

Dude, look at John and Sara. He straight up shoplifted the pooty.

by Magikman May 28, 2004

Pooty Woot

Or Pooty Wooty is a Southern Term for Skeezer.
Also a Southern-Caucasian term for Chicken Head
Opposite of a Southern Belle
A trashy whore or ho that everyone in town has had sex with and will take all of your money if she gets the chance to.

Also can be used as a term for Vagina or cry baby by adding a Y at the end.

Guy 1 - holy crap man look at that hot girl!

Guy 2 - Oh hell no dude she's a pooty woot,everyone around here has had a chance with her.

Or

Guy - Man I need some pooty wooty tonight, guess i'll head to the ghetto.

Or

Mom to crying kid - Oh shutup and stop being a pooty wooty.

by SouthernBoyy June 11, 2006

pooty patty

when you poop and it splashes water on your butt! SHAT!!!!!

HOLY SHIT BOB!!!! i just pooty patty on all over my ass!!!! or cock!!

by Charlie kendall February 28, 2008