Slag pole

1) Slang term for a penis. Usually used in a misogonistic reference.

2) Slang term for a pole in a gentleman's club. Usually used in a misogonistic reference.

1) "Shut up bitch and shag my slippery slag pole!"

2) "Oh yeah. Grind that slag pole bitch."

by An Awesome Biscuit February 7, 2010

pole jam

a pipe coming vertically out of the ground. usually as a barrier between automobiles and the side of a building, etc. but said pipe has been carelessly backed into, leaving it at or near a 45 degree angle, rendering it skatable.

i found a wicked pole jam and pole jammed it 5th try!

by viciousk March 11, 2009

drop pole

1. Phrase used when a guy has to urinate.

Damn man I drank way to much. I'm a about to go drop pole!

by Gotlife March 16, 2011

foul pole

when you get head after anal.

that chick TOTALLY gave me a foul pole.

by Scroseph April 8, 2007

pole polisher

a male who gives oral sex to another male.

"That guy probably is a pole polisher."

"I bet that guy sucks 100 dicks a day."

by Fred Williamson April 14, 2009

Brotem Pole

A hierarchy used by bro's all over the world to establish supremacy and inferiority in a closed social order.

Bro, I get to wear the pink polo tonight and Patrick has to wear the white. Why? He's at the bottom of the brotem pole, Bro.

by Berkley McDousenheimer March 12, 2010

Smoke the pole

Slang term for a blow job!

Excuse my young lady, do you smoke the pole?

by Wheatamus Prime January 12, 2009