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What you say when someone asks you something with a really obvious answer.
Campos: "Those mozzarella sticks are callin my name. Should we cruise past Jack in the Box on the way home??"

Campos Jr. "Is Gumby green? Is Pokey pink?"
by campos laney jones March 19, 2009
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pokey bum fanny wank part 2

pokey bum fanny wanks part 2 are often described as one male to visciously insert his fingers into his anus whilst knocking his whacker with madam palm and her 5 daughters. However why don't the woman have a term that can be used?

Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.
''Karen enjoys her pokey bum fanny wank part 2 simply because george can never do it!''
by BeckiBbz December 14, 2006
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Hokey Pokey

When she ridin' that dick and you spin that bitch around in a 180 so she can watch "The Mandalorian" playing on the T.V behind you.
"Last night was wack. I had that bitch playin' hokey pokey."
by glorbizorb January 17, 2020
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Pokey Thingy

The pokey thingy on top of some umbrellas
"Why is it so fucking hard to find a umbrella with the little pokey thingy on top that isnt the size of a bus"
by Zora Sekai December 6, 2024
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Pokey Douche

A person who kicks your Pokémon out of a gym immediately after you take the gym. Then proceeds to feed their Pokémon berries to prevent you from taking back the gym. This special kind of douche thinks the whole world revolves around them and their pokey greatness. Special gigantic versions of pokey douche skipped sharing in kindergarten and will never let your Pokémon stay in “their” gym for longer than a minute.
Wish I knew this pokey douche so I can tell them to fuck off!
by Jdc116799 January 27, 2022
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Pokey

Pokey (Verb) - poe-kee
A pokey is the act of fingering ones own bum.
Short for - pokey bum wank.
Ali Chisholm, I’ve heard you have pokeys, ya batty boy
by Dyldonator May 12, 2022
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Pokey fingers

When you roll a joint and use your fingers instead of a grinder to roll a zoot
Yo pokey fingers , where’s the grinder?
by Big joint 2 August 23, 2021
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