Is Gumby green? Is Pokey pink?

What you say when someone asks you something with a really obvious answer.

Campos: "Those mozzarella sticks are callin my name. Should we cruise past Jack in the Box on the way home??"

Campos Jr. "Is Gumby green? Is Pokey pink?"

by campos laney jones March 19, 2009

pokey bum fanny wank part 2

pokey bum fanny wanks part 2 are often described as one male to visciously insert his fingers into his anus whilst knocking his whacker with madam palm and her 5 daughters. However why don't the woman have a term that can be used?

Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.

''Karen enjoys her pokey bum fanny wank part 2 simply because george can never do it!''

by BeckiBbz December 14, 2006

Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

Pokey Douche

A person who kicks your Pokémon out of a gym immediately after you take the gym. Then proceeds to feed their Pokémon berries to prevent you from taking back the gym. This special kind of douche thinks the whole world revolves around them and their pokey greatness. Special gigantic versions of pokey douche skipped sharing in kindergarten and will never let your Pokémon stay in “their” gym for longer than a minute.

Wish I knew this pokey douche so I can tell them to fuck off!

by Jdc116799 January 27, 2022

Pokey Stabby

A small but very uncomfortable pine or pike that has been lodged in between ones shirt and skin. Usually of the plant decent and are a lot of the time, discovered during sleep or slumber.

After John woke up an a sense of panic and after ripping off his sweat shirt and throwing it across the room, resulting in the zipper of the sweat shirt hitting him in the face. Soon he discovered that the culprit for his nighttime attacker was but a Pokey Stabby

by kittenmcsprinklez November 29, 2013

Pokey fingers

When you roll a joint and use your fingers instead of a grinder to roll a zoot

Yo pokey fingers , where’s the grinder?

by Big joint 2 August 23, 2021

Pokey

Pokey (Verb) - poe-kee
A pokey is the act of fingering ones own bum.
Short for - pokey bum wank.

Ali Chisholm, I’ve heard you have pokeys, ya batty boy

by Dyldonator May 12, 2022