remove poke

Prior to efforts by Facebook to emulate various features and functionality of other popular web sites, if someone clicked "poke" on your profile, you were presented with two options: "poke back" or "remove poke"

Now, "remove" has been removed. This is very confusing to neophytes because the options of "poke back" and now, "remove" (instead of the aforementioned "remove poke" link title) lead Facebook users to the falso assumption that they either have to "remove" their friend or poke them back, sending the user into the poke/poke back abyss, never to return.

Perhaps the far more intuitive "remove poke" will return on some future Facebook redesign. Until then, this Facebook FAIL will remain confusing to the masses, wreaking havoc and spawning never-ending poke wars.

So and so poked you... poke back | remove poke

Duh?

by shawnblog March 17, 2009

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choke & poke

a threesome where one participant receives oral sex from the second participant who simultaneously is being penetrated by the third participant.

Jim and Dave had a choke & poke with Sally last night.

by GVic May 20, 2008

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poked up

When someone literally gets "poked" up as in stabbed.

Yo this nigga was punkin me, so you know he got poked up.

by yatusabes March 2, 2008

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timid poke

A timid poke is the result where one of two people is not yet ready for intercourse, but is willing to let the other person "put it in to see what it feels like." A timid poke, or TP for short, often leads to further intercourse, but occasionally represents the maximum achieved penetration.

I figured that if I could talk her into a timid poke I would be able seal the deal, but no dice.

by Dr. A. Francis April 1, 2009

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