platonicism

The theory or belief in non-physical desire for another person.

What might be your level of platonicism right now?

by Tim Zappe May 23, 2006

Platonicism

The painful place that two "friends" are put into when they both like each other but won't do anything about it. Sometimes called the Double Friendzone.

Uh oh. They're stuck in platonicism

by Chains-and-whips-excite-me April 18, 2016

Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it

Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends

by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018

Platonic Friendship

I met this girl a few years ago and we had tried to become something great in a relationship but it never worked out. Since then we’ve only been best friends and we’ve told each other everything, we’ve had people leave our lives but we’ve always made sure to stay there for each other. I used to not be someone she wanted to open up to so the friendship was always one-sided sometimes but after she realized people were leaving her but that I wasn’t she decided to open up to me and let me give her advice the way she seeked from others instead. We’ve been friends for almost 4 years now, and once last year I started feeling like maybe me and her are meant to be more in the future. I started thinking the same thing recently maybe me and her will become something more in the future when we hangout a lot or go to college together hopefully. It’s very confusing to me because I don’t know if she feels the same way or not or if she has thought the same things I have. It’s told that platonic friends don’t think about anything like sexual attraction or truly being with each other so I don’t know if this is just feelings that are growing really strong for her overtime and that I’m really just in love with her deep down but I’ve been hiding it.

Friend 1: “The relationship could either be Platonic or Romantic. Platonic Friendship is where you won’t have any sexual desires for each other and are just long last friends but not in love.”

Friend 2: “That’s the thing maybe I am in love with her.”

by Paul walker 2013 April 21, 2024

Platonic Handjob

A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob

So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.

by Whattareyoudoing May 12, 2018

Platonic Pocket

It's like the friend zone but better. It's a list of friends you keep around for when the relationship doesn't work. You pick a friend to pursue a relationship with and continue adding on to the list for next time.

I'm going to put him in my platonic pocket just in case things don't work out.

by CDCDefinitions September 24, 2024

Revenge Platonic

Getting back at your significant other for having non-sexual relationships with members of the opposite sex by going out and finding members of the opposite sex to have non-sexual relationships with.

I’m gonna have to go revenge platonic on you for you seeing your ex-boyfriend for lunch.

by eatmorchickn April 14, 2021