Yank the plank

To beat your dick (not literally) Or to receive a handjob by somebody.

Yo I’m boutta go yank the plank I’ll be right back.

This girl yanked my plank last night, it was great.

by 69_master69 March 19, 2021

Plankton

Word used to describe utterly detestable and braindead peasant underclass. These are the slutty, often chav bitches at parties who you wish to kill slowly. However, despite appearances, there is a reason for their existence. Their sluttish antics (such as false lesbianism) distract the male equivalent of plankon, thus reducing 'competition' for the more discerning male.

Plankton are simultaneously a disease and a cure.

"This place is full of plankton"

"Yeah, lets go"

by Figure Number Five July 12, 2005

planking

Lying face down, stiff as a plank, in a public place and taking a photo.

I took a photo of him planking on a bridge.

by McMarina June 9, 2011

Planking

When one lies on their stomach with their hands directly at their sides and with their head pointed downwards. This is done for fun, and the point is to come up with creative places to do it, such as on top of a chimney or over public restroom stall(s). Pictures of one planking make ideal profile pictures.

Q: That kid is just randomly lying flat like a pencil on top of that diving board while his friend is taking a picture of him, what is going on?
A: That kid on the diving board is planking.

by Myagooshki September 11, 2011

Spank Planking

The act of discretely masturbating while planking.

His facial expressions made it look like he was spank planking on top of the bench.

by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011

spank the plank

1) to masterbate
2) musical slang - to over indulgue in a guitar solo

(both samething really)

Pete took centre stage and spanked the plank for fifteen minutes before somebody turned his amp off.

by black flag May 30, 2004

double planker

A shit that stays intact and stretches from one side of the bowl to the other resembling planks on a pier

"I ate so many taco's I just dropped a double planker"

by Ron V July 23, 2008