Anus areola that is exposed when a woman wears a thong and bends over. In other words, the darker colored skin around the bung that a woman might reveal while wearing a g-string.
Slightly different from an alternate definition that refers to the triangle patch of fabric or whale tail near the top of the thong, this varient is specific to exposed penumbra of flesh around the butthole which combined with buttfloss looks like an Eyepatch a pirate might wear.
Slightly different from an alternate definition that refers to the triangle patch of fabric or whale tail near the top of the thong, this varient is specific to exposed penumbra of flesh around the butthole which combined with buttfloss looks like an Eyepatch a pirate might wear.
After buying a tiny thong bikini, Jane also paid for a Bleached Asshole so she wasn't showing pirate patch every time she bent over to pick up her tanning lotion at the beach.
by BFinlayson December 9, 2012
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Don't even bother trying to tell any stories around jim. He's such a punchline pirate he'll wait til you set up the whole story then ruin it at the very end.
by lenneord January 21, 2009
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Get the Power Pirate mug.A girl is riding you, she gets off as your going to bust your nut and the jizz gets in your eye. You are a kamikaze pirate
You're jerking off laying on your back when you nut the jizz gets in your eye. Your a kamikaze pirate
You're jerking off laying on your back when you nut the jizz gets in your eye. Your a kamikaze pirate
by Alemahi November 9, 2014
Get the Kamikaze pirate mug.The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a wash cloth or handful of water. People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is "pits and privates"
Kyle was in a helluva hurry and didn't have time to take a full shower. He instead took a pirate bath and he was on his way.
by gooch14 September 10, 2008
Get the pirate bath mug.That fruiter over there is a Boot Pirate, he is. He sucks boot hole and pretends it's fish 'n' chips.
by HoaglandTony August 27, 2010
Get the Boot Pirate mug.Made in the year of 2003, The Pirate Bay is the Salvation Army of the internet, as they are a website that allows you to download just about anything, for free.
In April of 2009, the owners of the website were sent to jail for one year, and made pay 3.6 million USD for fines & "damages."
Damages to whom? Well the so-called artists of course! How else would they be able to pay for their private jets?
In April of 2009, the owners of the website were sent to jail for one year, and made pay 3.6 million USD for fines & "damages."
Damages to whom? Well the so-called artists of course! How else would they be able to pay for their private jets?
Guy One: The Pirate Bay is awesome!
Dumbass McAsshole: PIRACY IS BAD! REMEMBER WHAT OUR CORPORATE OVERLORDS TOLD US?
Dumbass McAsshole: PIRACY IS BAD! REMEMBER WHAT OUR CORPORATE OVERLORDS TOLD US?
by A Filthy Communist November 11, 2009
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