Pirate Threeway 

A threesome with 3 dudes.

Rahoul isn’t gay but he loves a pirate threeway

Pirate Threeway by Dr Evil 2023 June 10, 2022

Pirate Cumsquat 

When a girl is squatting down giving a guy a blow job, and right before he cums, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!

That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!

Pirate Cumsquat by filthy pirate hooker June 14, 2011

Pirate Punch 

A punch aimed directly into someones eye with the aim of blinding them or knocking their eye out. Therefore leading them to wear an eyepatch or a glass eye - very piratey.

I gave a lethal Pirate Punch to Robbie, knocking him off the fort yesterday, he landed on a sharp stick which penetrated his entire body so i don't think his blindness of one eye mattered.

Pirate Punch by Macdawg. January 15, 2010

pirate drunk 

wasted beyond belief (preferably on rum). in the final stages one's vocabulary is reduced to arrrrrgggggg!

After her 10th keg stand Kelli was pirate drunk. then she tried to hook up with Ryan.

pirate drunk by the boot September 11, 2003

pirate ghost

One who starts a life of piracy after becoming a ghost.

That pirate ghost was once my youth minister stepson!

pirate ghost by duggie October 26, 2003

Pirate Slap 

A pirate slap is a slap in which the knuckles are tightened and slightly curled, then powerfully swinging your arm outward and backhanding someone. Commonly used in a downward thrust to show that one is superior to another.

PETA Member: HEY MAN WHY DO YOU EAT MEAT!!!!
Pirate: Arr, cause it's good bitch! *Pirate Slap*
PETA Member: ='(

Pirate Slap by Alan October 15, 2004

pirate season 

A time period during the year were it is acceptable for a male to grow their beard in order to look more like a pirate. Typically held during the colder months of the year.

“Yarghh, Halloween be coming up and it be pirate season. Time for a beard!”

pirate season by AJ - Chicago October 24, 2007