Rusty Picasso

When you wipe your shit stained dick and a chicks back like a paint brush

“ Last night I raw dogged a chicks ass, when I pulled out I had shit on my dick, so I gave her a Rusty Picasso.”

by Spicy Cholula October 9, 2020

Portland Picasso

Ejaculating onto a paintbrush then painting the ejaculate onto someone's face.

Chris, fired off some knuckle children onto a 3" paintbrush, because there was no place to put it. He then gave Derrick a "Portland Picasso"

by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...

by Chubbs5280 March 27, 2021

Fan Room Picasso

The act of jerking off in multiple places in the fan room of a nuclear submarine. The arcing loads of jizz splashing on the ventilation equipment creating works of abstract expressionism. The Picasso reference was due to the boxy nature of the equipment in the fan room and Picasso’s cubism period.

Little sailor Billy is a fan room Picasso during field day. Better steer clear or you could lose an eye.

by wet poncho villa June 15, 2021

paint your back like Piccaso

The act of back shots and then rubbing the cum around on their back

I’m going to paint your back like Piccaso tonight

by Paint your back like Piccaso March 12, 2024

Citroen Xsara Picasso

An egg shaped minivan, which is one of the ugliest Citroens ever made other than the C3 Pluriel, an egg shaped roadster.

M: What car does he drive?
T: A Citroen Xsara Picasso.
M: Well, that's an ugly piece of shit.

by MVT, the greek spoondog... August 11, 2025

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

A Renaissance painter with a really long name who didn't do his job very well.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!

by Pylimenes November 16, 2020