pettes

someone with a massive penis that can get any girl they want.

usually around 6'9 tall and 265 heavy.

starts on all sports and is a 5 star recruit.

Pettes

by meme.god_69420 August 2, 2019

Petty Fobbin

Basically some low-down shit. Something that is completely self-centered and unbeneficial to others.

My baby mama got a restraining order, she on some petty fobbin shit.

by CROWSAYOTHLAVEY February 26, 2020

pettilish

Definition 1 : someone who is being both petty and childish

Definition 2 : someone who is sort of a pedophile

“You’re not a kid anymore, stop being pettilish”

“Those kids don’t even like you, stop being pettilish”

by maarjuana October 29, 2020

pettifer

Someone that adopts tiktok terms in everyday life.

Friend: I cheated on my boyfriend.

Pettifer: *slaps hand over mouth* WIG!

by periodsis December 3, 2020

Petting the dog

Anal Fingering.

Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!

Preston: Damn weirdo.

by PencilBuzz July 16, 2023

dick petter

When you don't have a pet to pet, and just pet your boyfriends dick.

" I need a pet to pet, I got tired of being a dick petter. "

by SonnyInAKat December 10, 2016

I'm Petting My Dog

Specifically when a male masturbates or strokes his erect genitalia and would like someone to know it. Used mainly for describing to a significant other over phone calls or public that you are/have masturbating. The reason you would use this term and not just outright say it would be due to things like: They're parents are in the room, you're in a public place, they have you on phone speaker, etc.

"Hey,"
"Hey!"
"Am I on speaker?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Oh I'm just calling to let you know I'm petting my dog.."
"Oh..."
*Takes off speaker*

by HipstaSquirrel September 6, 2016