expressive pervert

A guy who expresses his sex life for the benefit of being "cool"

Jose: "Have you ever masturbated to a chicks Instagram?"
Matt: "Yeah bro, all the time!"
Jose: "Cool, well gtg watch some porn"
*meg hears convo*
Meg: "Fuckin expressive perverts!"

by yolobitch27 September 17, 2013

Personal pervert

someone who constantly checks themselves out, both in intimate places and just in general.

Andy: would you get with Tom, jess
Jess: no way! He'd have no interest in me, he's a personal pervert

by Vic201 January 3, 2017

Pervertic Definitions

Most of the site in a nutshell, proof anyone can make up sexual definitions for words.

Pervertic Definitions dominate the site.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

cat pervert

when your neighbor's cat is in your yard, that makes you a cat pervert

shoo my cat out of your yard, you cat pervert

by troy valency July 14, 2023

Perverts Greenhouse

When one urinates in a bag of frozen vegetables and stores it in a duffle bag for later use

Who made a perverts greenhouse out of Carl’s checked baggage?

by Thaichilisquid November 27, 2018

Perverted ears

When you hear things wrong, but as sexual terms

I have the most perverted ears, I heard "cubic as "pubic"

by Murphy Lawson October 31, 2009

Snapchat Perverts

If you have downloaded Snapchat, watch out for Snapchat perverts. Snapchat perverts are simply older or younger males or females that have nothing to do besides ask for nudes and send pictures and videos. Be careful who you add because while you can have a lot of fun with Snapchat's filters and effects, there are thirsty people out there. Simply block them.

Her: Ew is that a d*ck pic?
Her friend: Gross, a Snapchat Pervert just texted you! I always block Snapchat perverts!!

by Dasha Mikayla July 27, 2020