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Sound Pervert

A far better version of eavesdropper. You can also use sound pedophile. It's pretty nice.

Jasmine : Taine is a dick
Oscar: I agree
Paige (butting in): I'm telling him you said that.
Jasmine: Fuck off, sound pervert.

by an absolute ass of things June 7, 2018