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Perverted ears

When you hear things wrong, but as sexual terms
I have the most perverted ears, I heard "cubic as "pubic"
by Murphy Lawson October 31, 2009
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expressive pervert

A guy who expresses his sex life for the benefit of being "cool"
Jose: "Have you ever masturbated to a chicks Instagram?"
Matt: "Yeah bro, all the time!"
Jose: "Cool, well gtg watch some porn"
*meg hears convo*
Meg: "Fuckin expressive perverts!"
by yolobitch27 September 17, 2013
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Pervertic Definitions

Most of the site in a nutshell, proof anyone can make up sexual definitions for words.
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Personal pervert

someone who constantly checks themselves out, both in intimate places and just in general.
Andy: would you get with Tom, jess
Jess: no way! He'd have no interest in me, he's a personal pervert
by Vic201 January 3, 2017
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cat pervert

when your neighbor's cat is in your yard, that makes you a cat pervert
shoo my cat out of your yard, you cat pervert
by troy valency July 14, 2023
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Perverts Greenhouse

When one urinates in a bag of frozen vegetables and stores it in a duffle bag for later use
Who made a perverts greenhouse out of Carl’s checked baggage?
by Thaichilisquid November 27, 2018
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Sound Pervert

A far better version of eavesdropper. You can also use sound pedophile. It's pretty nice.
Jasmine : Taine is a dick
Oscar: I agree
Paige (butting in): I'm telling him you said that.
Jasmine: Fuck off, sound pervert.
by an absolute ass of things June 13, 2018
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