peacock

1) A person who smells real bad and claims he has a large dick. Nobody likes this person.

2) A type of bird.

3) A man who is scared of women he does not know.

1. Molly: OMG, did you see Ivan?
Susie: Yeah hes such a peacock, I cant believe i went out with him.

2. I saw a peacock at the zoo.

3. Ivan acted like such a peacock at the party last night.

by Anomynous2 April 7, 2008

peacocking

1. When a piece of hair is sticking straight up on your head 2. When you have a piece or pieces of hair curling out or all out of proportion.

Brad: Man his hair is really peacocking today.
David: Looks like he just got out of bed.

by Cream of frog soup December 24, 2011

peacocks

typically unoriginal and unused nickname for future Nationwide-Leaguers Leeds United

Get a real nickname!!

by George Baker February 11, 2004

Drew Peacock

Drew Peacock is a legendary physics teacher. He specialises in looking at the ceiling whole teaching so that he doesnt look at some of his younger students and get turned on. Its rumoured that he has a sex dungeon filled with year 7s in his store room. Drew peacock is currently in a relationship with James Evans and james is often turned on by Drew's sexy shenanigans.

Drew Peacock turns on James Evans

by Whitmore is shit September 8, 2020

Anal Peacock

A human with an anus has this anus filled with 6 or more different colored cocks, resembling the feathered plummage of a peacock. It uses this colorful "plummage" to attract even more mates.

Daryl is one hell of an Anal Peacock, he's up to fifteen already.

by Chippewa Jr November 22, 2009

Peacocking

1.Raising your arms wide and high above your head to show someone that you are not afraid and are willing to fight them. Offen the precursor to all bar fights.

2. An all inclusive gesture to ask some douchebag 3 questions. 1) Do you have a problem? 2) What's your problem? 3) What are you going to do about it?!

Guy 1.Dude, I think shit is about to go down!
Guy 2. Why? What's going on?
Guy 1. I don't know but Joe is peacocking that guy right in his face!

by 5marktwain February 5, 2014

Peacocking

When one, male or female, spreads ones legs in a fashion that suggests invitation in a seductive manner. Usually involves lifting ones leg I'm propped style with the pelvic region thrusted outward.

The man in sitting at the bar is Peacocking in our direction.

All credits go to Nikmarroll the team No Fucks!

by Nikmarroll October 31, 2014