work that penetration

Exclamation. Used as a rallying call for account managers at insurance companies to visit 90% of their ACT customers by 4th quarter, thus increasing customer penetration.

"We've only visited 25% of our customers and it's almost June...you gots to WORK that penetration!"

by Rita Wong March 9, 2005

Good Lord there's penice!

An expression used when someone online tricks you into looking at gay porn.

guy: google gay sex
guy2: GOOD LORD THERE'S PENICE!

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023

I thlammed my penith in the car door

A classic quote from Daffy Duck, a dog named Parappa has no mercy and just repeats their line despite being in pain

Daffy: I thlammed my penith in the car door
Parappa: YOU slammed your PENIS in the car door

by CyberNutz October 10, 2021

zesty penetration

when faggots decide to get freaky and attach a pocket pussy into their faggot anal sessions

yo bro those faggots have definitely done some zesty penetration

by we hate all faggots August 3, 2023

peni

An attempted humorous pluralization of the word "penis". As with other words from Latin that end with "is", such as "crisis" and "neurosis", "penis" changes the "is" to "es", forming "penes", as "crisis" changes to "crises" and "neurosis" to "neuroses". Only urologists and a handful of other professionals use the word "penes", however, so it is best to stick to the English plural, "pensises".

Duh, where'd all the vaginae and peni go?

by atemperman January 24, 2004

penetrate

The entering of one object into another, usually through some sort of semi-permeable membrane/skin/defense/covering.

See also:
1. Sexual penetration
2. Warfare penetration
3. Market penetration
4. Basketball penetration
5. Magical penetration

The addict will sometimes penetrate his arm with a syringe to inject drugs directly into his blood stream. This method of delivery is said to produce a more efficient high.

by Erinski Easy December 19, 2008

peit

pronouced peet, peit is another word for fart.

(farting noise)

dood, did you just peit?

by sparky mcgee March 25, 2007