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Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
by LightThief November 13, 2018
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Pexman

A brilliant teacher who teaches Euro History
Big boi Ben: yooooo ima fail todays test

Magnifiicent Mike: dont worry bout it, he changed the test date, mans insanely flexible

Big boi Ben: Pexman's a legend
by Centum December 20, 2018
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Pegnant

When a woman pegs a man thus resulting the man to get pregnant. Or in this case, pegnant.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear about that man whore who got pregnant? Doesnt that mean that's m!preg?
Person 2: Nah, man. He got pegged, so now he's Pegnant.
by Wekapoopoo September 3, 2019
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Permanent Bitch Tone (PBT)

A tone that some people possess where no matter what the content of the words they are saying are, they come across as being a complete bitch 100% of the time.
Me: I think I would like some Chinese food tonight.
Wife: You always want Chinese.
Me: Fine we can go where you want then.
Wife: No I’m fine with Chinese food, it just that is always what you want.
Me: I thought your were upset about, I forgot you have Permanent Bitch Tone (PBT).
by LordGodKel June 4, 2020
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Permanately

An adverb to describe something that lasts until the end of September. Specifically relates to September. Not to be confused with any other word.
Blondie: “Hey gal, can you wake me up when September ends?”

Petal: “Sure thing, I’ll put you to sleep permanately, yeah?”

Blondie: “Yes please! See you in October!”

Petal: “Sure thing baby boo, lost my virginity to a fairground ride by the way!!”

Blondie: “Oh.... okay...”
by UndeadGuard September 1, 2020
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PeeMan

Pee on every mom. Is vey hot 🥵. Is Artur_ABD ‘s twin
Peeman is sooooo hot
by PeeMannishot October 21, 2020
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Peeman

This person will normally be cool and Unable to spell basic words like "friend"
Person 1: Hey peeman can't spell lmao
by savefol April 9, 2021
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