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Peed myself

A figure of speech that implies that one laughed so hard that they lost bowel control. Not to be taken literally.
Oh, you came so close! "Peed Myself" could almost be considered slang. But did you define it? No! You just took the opportunity to declare how funny you think you are. Yes, you like fig netwons, you've made that abundently fucking clear, but seiously...Look at my above definition. It tells us what the term means elegantly and concisely, without ever mentioning how clever I am or how cute my girlfriend or child is or what my favorite food it. If you are too fucking stupid to understand the format of this website than I think you have no business on the internet.
by ElBorracho February 23, 2005
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peez

by Chris West April 7, 2005
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Peez

Comes from the word herpes but meaning any and all Sexually Transmitted Diseases including but not limited to: Pregnancy, Stupidity, Vampire and zombie viruses, Mormons, Trailer Parks, and Mullets.

Some of which are passed on to children causing a wide spread epidemic.
That bitch gave me da peez
by twcuti January 12, 2011
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peezy

the semi frozen yellow yeezy 350 shoe, which looks like pee, hence its name peezy
person 1: yo didja see the new semi frozen yellows i copped?
person 2: eww you bought the peezys? gross
by JLames_06 January 12, 2019
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Peed

To be told or in other words "owned" or joned on or upon
Teacher: Im going to email your parents
Student: Ok tell them I said hi
Classmates: Ohhhhh Peed
OR
Kid One: Yo Momma...
Kid Two: Yo momma so old when she farts dust comes outta her!
Everyone else: Peed!
by don urban April 21, 2011
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peedofile

A peedofile is someone who listens to you pee. Derived from the word pedofile
Er stop being a peedofile!
by *Meegs* August 27, 2006
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Peezy

Peace + Eazy = Peezy
"Yo man, I'm out"
"Iight, peezy"
by Kevin LMAO LOL February 9, 2009
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