Rough Patch

A time when all hope seems lost or when a stupid young man child decides to ignore what he sees in front of him
During the rough patch, she couldn't see herself dealing with him anymore
by flowerpeople February 27, 2010
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soul patch

a corrective device used by a man who suspects his soul has developed a slow leak
The soul patch often takes the form of a small patch of facial hair below the lower lip. This position assumes that the soul resides in the mouth or chin, and that air released through the mouth that might eventually result in a flat soul--typically the result of a punctured ego. Growth of a soul patch reflects a desire to minimize an imminent loss of traction in the spiritual matters.
by MM_of_Syracuse September 11, 2010
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strawberry patch

that girl i fucked last night she had a strawberry patch
by female September 17, 2003
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Death Patch

A furry and concentrated mass of hair on the lower back, regardless of male or female.
-Oh my goodness, did you see how hairy Derrick was while we were out on the boat?
-Ew, of course! He has quite the death patch!
by HePissedEverywhere July 06, 2009
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skank patch

One of those annoying lower-back tattoos, commonly found on bubble-headed female undergrads across the country. Also known as a "lower back tattoo" or, more accurately, a "tramp stamp."
"Did you see that girl with the skank patch?"
by Semloh Nhoj September 01, 2007
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poochie patch

The pubic area on the female body including the the sexual and reproductive organs, including the vulva, vagina, and pubic hair.
The woman wore a short dress with no undergarments, and everyone could see her poochie patch when she bent over.
by Professor Slang, esq April 16, 2009
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grundle patch

the stretch of unwanted hair that starts at the base of the testicles and continues to the rim of your sphincter, usually uncomfortable when moist
I got a brazillan wax the other day, and my lack of grundle patch is swollen!
by Flonson Khabot January 30, 2005
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