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Fart Parade

A series of extremely audible gasoues emissions usually following a meal consisting of beans and/or an extended period of holding in said gas for the sake of politeness.
Upon leaving the party, Fred led a five-minute fart parade. He had, after all, consumed mass quantities of beans before he arrived and could no longer contain himself.
by h8erAid October 18, 2009
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Hate Parade

When a group of peope hate on one particular thing all at once
When tiger woods got caught cheating, he got a hate parade from women world wide
by tdub9 December 8, 2010
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celebrity car parade

1. A line of expensive or flashy cars outside an exclusive club or restaurant.
2. The name of a website dedicated to covering celebrities and their cars.
We were standing in front of the club and Twista pulled up in a Mercedes-Benz S600, R. Kelly followed behind him in a Maybach, and behind him Fat Joe rolled up in a brand-new Escalade. It was a total celebrity car parade.
by DJ Ellioto January 4, 2008
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Mexican Parade Float

Mexican Parade Float

A definitive name for the 4 door truck or Extended Cab(carrying 10 - 12 people - usually Latinos) and the lawn service trailer filled with lawnmowers and weed eaters.

Mexican Parade Floats can normally be found parking in front of the neighbors house of the client, where there are several Latinos sleeping on and littering the neighboring lawns or going 20 miles per hour on the interstate, dropping yard debris in the road or proceeding at a Yellow light 1 second before it turns Red, as the entire truck population was busy watching something on YouTube on their phone to notice the light turned green.
Hey, sorry I am going to be late for the meeting, A Mexican Parade Float is blocking the road / my driveway.

What are all these Fanta Bottles on the yard - must have been a Mexican Parade Float passing through.
by senormule April 10, 2013
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parahater

One who dislikes (hates) the band Paramore and continually makes derogatory comments about the band, even though Paramore rocks! They "hate" because they are insensitive about themselves and can't appreciate good music.
Parahater: Omg, I hate Paramore. Hayley Williams is so whiny.
Parawhore: She's not whiny! She can belt out major notes that you couldn't even hit with a bat.
Parahater: well... shut up.
by Greg Phillips January 28, 2008
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para-site

A para-site is a website that lives off the popularity of another (usually very popular) web site. Para-sites do this by spamming links pointing to their own site on another more popular website to gain traffic.

Because the web sites these para-sites spam on have so much traffic it means that even if they manage to siphon off only a small percentage of visitors they still get a lot more hits than they would have usually. (mainly because para-sites alone are of little interest to the average Internet user and of low quality)

Most para-sites will also have a lot of advertising on their websites. This is so they can gain revenue and the main reason para-sites exists. To make money without any effort and by the popularity of others.

The name originates from the real term "parasite" which means:
"A plant or animal that for all or part of its life obtains food and physical protection from a living organism of another species which is usually damaged by and never benefits from its presence. A person who lives at the expense of others, contributing nothing in return."

Para-sites would not exists without the large and popular sites they "feed" off.
For example on the known video site 'youtube.com' which allows comments, para-site owners or their bots will try and spam comments containing links to their own site, that lead to their site to gain more visitors and hits.
Another very good example is on the site "RottenTomatoes" where para-site owners and bots will spam what seem to be vaguely helpful links to images and "previews" of movies in the comment section of a movie release review, in order to try and get you to go to their site and make them money.
by BOiNG.Inc January 26, 2008
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Parachute

A method for consuming drugs in powder form. Toilet paper is used to create a very small pocket where the drugs are placed, twisted and subsequently swallowed. Less commonly, the parachute may be inserted into the anus or vagina, typically during coitus.
Dirtbag 1: Bro, you know I can't snort that my nose is blown out.

Dirtbag 2: Dude! Just parachute it in your asshole, you wuss.
by 🐺 November 7, 2021
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