bro, I swore no one was coming in but the moment I moved, he popped up and shot me.
Classic Call of Duty Timing Paradox
Classic Call of Duty Timing Paradox
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Student 1: Dude, graduation is still like four months away! It doesn't feel like it's getting any closer!
Student 2: Yeah man, It's that senior paradox...
Student 2: Yeah man, It's that senior paradox...
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Get the Loogie Paradox mug.A social technique, where a person is liked regardless of his dubious actions because he is cute and/or looks innocent.
Tom: How come everyone feels sorry for Nathan, he just punched a girl
Rob: Its because he cried, its part of the Evans Paradox
Rob: Its because he cried, its part of the Evans Paradox
by RedDragonDaviez March 8, 2009
Get the The Evans Paradox mug.Arriving in a waiting room to find worthwhile reading material, only to be interrupted shortly after when your appointment is running unusually on time.
Did you see Jay Leno's new street rod in the latest Wheels magazine?
No, I didn't get up to that part. Dentist was running on time. Damn waiting room paradox.
No, I didn't get up to that part. Dentist was running on time. Damn waiting room paradox.
by Deege2517 May 31, 2010
Get the Waiting Room Paradox mug.derived from the frustrations of Hannah and Kristin, two first year college students living in the dorms and surviving on bland dorm food and the popular Easy Mac by Kraft foods.
Refers to the frustrating situation one encounters when attempting to satisfy hunger and craving with the Easy Mac snack.
The Paradox: One can eat one packet of Kraft Easy Mac and still be a little bit hungry and craving more of the cheesy and delightful snack, yet if one prepares two packets in hopes of avoiding this hunger and craving at the end of his snack, he finds himself fully overwhelmed by the cheesiness of the snack that the craving seemingly dwindles even before one packet has been devoured.
Either be left wanting more. Or disgusted too soon. You just can't win with the Easy.
Refers to the frustrating situation one encounters when attempting to satisfy hunger and craving with the Easy Mac snack.
The Paradox: One can eat one packet of Kraft Easy Mac and still be a little bit hungry and craving more of the cheesy and delightful snack, yet if one prepares two packets in hopes of avoiding this hunger and craving at the end of his snack, he finds himself fully overwhelmed by the cheesiness of the snack that the craving seemingly dwindles even before one packet has been devoured.
Either be left wanting more. Or disgusted too soon. You just can't win with the Easy.
by Kristin April 15, 2005
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