1. A sexual attraction towards ghosts, poltergeists, phantoms, and/or demons. Sometimes a parasexual may be attracted to aliens or Sasquatch.
2. Also getting freaky with ghosts.
2. Also getting freaky with ghosts.
Express your parasexuality by shagging a ghost.
Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."
Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."
by Phil the Centaur September 16, 2007
Get the Parasexuality mug.You get your girlfriend to dress up in a panda suit, and then you ask her if you can body slam her. If she says no, you do it anyway.
by SammyMcGinnis September 26, 2007
Get the pandaslam mug.An annoying Personal Watercraft ((PWC) Jet Ski, WaveRunner, Sea-Doo) that uses your wake at a too close proximity to the stern of your boat.
Get the potato gun, we have a swarm of water parasites at our stern.
This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.
This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.
by Crowsnest July 29, 2011
Get the Water Parasite mug.A person who thrives on others and benefit by deriving money, time, and emotions at the other's expense(s). S/He not only maintains but expects friends to support and sponsor her way of life while the said parasite may even manage to extract money and wealth from her friends to spend on her/himself, i.e. fashion, vacations, advancements. In return if said parasite make attempt to give back, it was often used as superficial avenue to glorify or benefit him/herself.
Colleague 1: I was at a friend's wedding and saw Irina with her new boyfriend.
Colleague 2: Oh God, what did they do?
Colleague 1: Well, she didn't bring get the couple a wedding present, her boyfriend ate all the steak from the table, got horribly drunk and offended a couple of people.
Colleague 2: Sounds typical trashy behavior.
Colleague 1: More than that - they're social parasites... when the married couple came to our table to toast, Irina said the them, "For your wedding present, I'll give you two tickets to my next show."
Colleague 2: Wow. I think I've seen one of her shows - it was horrible.
Colleague 1: I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise.
Colleague 2: Oh God, what did they do?
Colleague 1: Well, she didn't bring get the couple a wedding present, her boyfriend ate all the steak from the table, got horribly drunk and offended a couple of people.
Colleague 2: Sounds typical trashy behavior.
Colleague 1: More than that - they're social parasites... when the married couple came to our table to toast, Irina said the them, "For your wedding present, I'll give you two tickets to my next show."
Colleague 2: Wow. I think I've seen one of her shows - it was horrible.
Colleague 1: I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise.
by Mac Taler May 16, 2014
Get the Social Parasite mug.A animator who is just fucking awesome. His animations arent that great, but they sure make me laugh. He was last seen at some site called animationunderground or aug for short.That site was hacked by someone named ndowlat.
by killkat46 June 17, 2008
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Get the Parasiliti mug.A parasite by definition is something who feeds off a person (or a so-called 'host').
1. A parasite in many examples could be a person who basically lives off another human being, without planning to pay them back in any way possible. This person basically takes advantage of the host or person they live off of, reasons could be of following: money, house, or food.
2. A parasite could also be something in a person or animals body. The parasite feeds off of the person/animal's insides.
3. Baby/Fetus. I techincally do look at as a baby or fetus as a parasite because it still is inside the body of a person or animal, and it does take nutriants from it's carrier.
1. A parasite in many examples could be a person who basically lives off another human being, without planning to pay them back in any way possible. This person basically takes advantage of the host or person they live off of, reasons could be of following: money, house, or food.
2. A parasite could also be something in a person or animals body. The parasite feeds off of the person/animal's insides.
3. Baby/Fetus. I techincally do look at as a baby or fetus as a parasite because it still is inside the body of a person or animal, and it does take nutriants from it's carrier.
1. Del is a parasite, all he does is feed off of people and takes advantage of them.
2. I hope Chris is okay, he had to go to the hospitol to get a parasite removed from his body or he was going to die.
3. My aunt is pregnant again, can't wait to see the little parasite when it pushes it's way out.
2. I hope Chris is okay, he had to go to the hospitol to get a parasite removed from his body or he was going to die.
3. My aunt is pregnant again, can't wait to see the little parasite when it pushes it's way out.
by Pander November 8, 2006
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