All alone with no paddle

When your basically fucked
Like your stuck somewhere with no way of getting out; hence, the boat with no paddle.

Person 1: Yo b where you at? Shit started an hour ago.
Person 2: shitt nigga… swear to God im all alone with no paddle.

by Nollie August 22, 2022

paddle swatcher

Flat landers or city folks going north to go tubing, kayaking or canoeing down rivers and have no idea what their doing.

Look at them fucking paddle swatchers going in circles around the pond.

by Jayr39 July 21, 2017

Snap Paddling

The act of desperately searching through your Snapchat in hopes you can find someone that will send you explicit photos.

“Yo! I was Snap Paddling the other day.”

“You find anyone?”
“You get anything?”
“No....”

by Steven dickerson November 17, 2018

paddle pop

A cute nickname to call your partner! This will always make them feel comfortable and safe.

Boyfriend: Hey Paddle Pop!
Me: Yes daddy?

by lolsiessofunnylol November 8, 2025

paddle sock

Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.

Wrap your stick with a paddle sock.

by Fionatheknowitall July 4, 2011

Paddle peeking

When one glances at another’s phone without permission.

Dan: (looks at Carl’s phone)
Carl: What up bro?! No paddle peeking!

by Adoreizi March 14, 2020

Chinese Dog Paddle

When a person is doing their partner from behind, goes to slap their partner's ass, misses, and strikes them on the back of the head instead.

Bro, it was awful. I was having such a good time that I went for an ass slap and ended with a Chinese Dog Paddle. ...Hey, bro, where you going?

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025