whatchu repin nigga bout to educate the motherfucking shit out this pussy right now right quick, long dick style
by Thot Destroyer af May 3, 2018
Get the pussy professormug. by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
Get the Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypantsmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Hyper Neurolingistical Professor On Physiology<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Hym "Yeah, those harvard professors be ducking the shit out of people, don't they? But you know I would destroy you, right Mike? I'd be easy too. Easier than becoming the greatest writer of all time. Which was easy for me. But only because I'm a genius."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2023
Get the Harvard professorsmug. A college professor who is an infamously cool bastard. Notorious for making rhetoric great again. The rare species is only known to be found on the hill.
by Nigerian Scammer April 17, 2024
Get the Professor Nacemug. court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.
see also: couch professor
see also: couch professor
"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying
"blacktop professor: cut the shit"
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying
"blacktop professor: cut the shit"
by throwstones January 25, 2021
Get the blacktop professormug. something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.
by BigWu July 28, 2022
Get the well dressed professormug.