by Thelewdkitten November 5, 2021
Get the ostrich dildomug. Full on ostrich is where you drop everything you have in your hands because you are startled, and then continue to bend over and slam your head into the ground out of fear. Generally this happens when getting nagged, annoying parents, teachers, or tryhard classfellows that try at anything to seem impressive. Going full on ostrich is an excellent defense maneuver to elude these assholes. Its the only way to secure immunity to douche-fucks who want to ruin your day with their streams of annoying diarrhea from their mouth. If you have any close friends who have issues with chodes in their life encourage them to try and go full on ostrich, it saves lives.
Jake: Yo brah, Todd's gf was totally Vcarding his ass.
Paul: Yeah bro, I heard Todd dropped all he was doing and went full on ostrich to escape the vCarding he was about to receive in his ass, what a smart ass bro, bro.
Paul: Yeah bro, I heard Todd dropped all he was doing and went full on ostrich to escape the vCarding he was about to receive in his ass, what a smart ass bro, bro.
by Adversative March 18, 2014
Get the full on ostrichmug. The act of inserting a feather duster into a woman's anus while penetrating her vagina in either the bent over or doggie style possitions.
Making her appear like an ostrich from behind.
Making her appear like an ostrich from behind.
"Carl shoved a feather duster up my ass while we were hooking up." - Jennie
Jennie got 'The Ostrich' from Carl
Jennie got 'The Ostrich' from Carl
by Flexy Mcghee September 13, 2016
Get the The Ostrichmug. by tillywillywock May 2, 2023
Get the ostrich sizedmug. A man who has a small head, huge upper body, and the smallest fucking legs you'll ever see in your life.
by thisisnotSina July 10, 2015
Get the Ostrichmug. An ostrich is a gay, communist, neoliberal, white girl who is basic as fuck and often makes suicide jokes
by Tolerant Bigot January 2, 2019
Get the Ostrichmug. by Nichaelmelli August 24, 2021
Get the Ostrichmug.